I-like-nick-gautier-and-im-proud - Eris

Kind of hard to believe there was once a time where a legitimate genre of post was "my mom says if this gets 2k notes she'll buy me a doughnut" and everyone would just. go ham

how to make a popular tumblr post:

start making a post

write "penis"

profit

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

it's a goose picture takeover!!

oh i can’t fucking believe this. the gods—they smote me. just smited me out of the blue. i’ve been smit. they gave me absolutely no warning before smating me. smoted my guts all over the place. with thunderbolts and everything. absolutely smurted me