I-live-in-the-dirt - Worms Are Nice

cucumber is so thick it takes only two slices to cover a slice of sandwich bread

Art challenge: Selkies, but of different species of seals and other pinnipeds.

Draw a leopard seal lady that's big as fuck, built like a brick wall, and has a head shaped like a brick also.

And then a baikal seal dame. With those creepy huge black eyes. The kind that make you want to yell BLINK MOTHERFUCKER but she won't. She's staring at you.

the funniest part of my trans journey is being horrendously depressed about not having a penis and having no clue that women don’t feel this way