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No but why is the most relatable part of Crooked Kingdom lowkey that bit in chapter two when Wylan is standing there pretending to be a waiter and can’t figure out what he should do with his arms

Me kidnapping my mutuals

I fucking hate it when people hold romance above friendship I hate it I fucking hate it.

rb to give your mutuals a little boop on the nose :3

Dried apricots are the new styluses. I wrote this with a dried apricot

Atheists, explain this:

Okay, but….

Who gave Kaz the sex talk?

He was 10 when Jordie died, so clearly not old enough, and I’m pretty sure Jordie had the sense to keep that to himself.

So there’s Kaz Rietveld. 13. Running around the Barrel hearing bits and pieces about things he couldn’t name. And that made him curious. Suddenly he hears “sex” outside of a bar. He walks in, approaches the rather ferocious looking man the voice belonged to and asks what he was talking about. He’s thoroughly annoyed when the man laughs at him, the beer practically sloshing in his belly. Eventually after several threats, he gets an answer. Let’s just say he’s more traumatized than previously before.

Or maybe, there’s Kaz Brekker. Literally seventeen. Jesper’s talking about how he “banged” Wylan in a horribly descriptive way. Of course, Kaz says nothing, but later has to hear from Inej, considering she noticed the disgusted and confused look on his face. The whole time she speaks, Kaz Brekker, the one and only Dirtyhands, Bastard Of The Barrel, is nearly throwing up in his mouth.

daylight by taylor swift is nina and matthias' song

"maybe you ran with the wolves and refused to settle down

maybe i've stormed out of every single room in this town"

Source | Day 83

damn one fake assassination just wasnt enough for that orange fuck huh

goes to a bottom surgery consultation and asks for this guy as my new peanis

The Lego Movie was made by people who love Lego. The Minecraft Movie was made by people who love money.

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

“But romantic feelings ARE more important than platonic feelings to some people!!!” Okay, and the really big spider I saw outside today is more important to me than romantic OR platonic love, but I don’t go around pretending this is a universal experience now, do I?

So let me get this straight as a straight person.

It's ok for a ten year old to fantasize that there is a three year old girl somewhere and they are gonna marry someday like she is his soulmate.

But I, as a teenager, am too young to even say I don't want to marry anyone (as an aroace in the closet).

Or an adult person in their 20s are also too young to say it. But we are never too young to fantasize about marrying and having children.

HOW ARE THESE THINGS DIFFERENT?!?!

As a rule of thumb, don't reblog donation posts or people asking for donations unless they've been vetted and reblogged by Palestinian bloggers. We usually go to lengths to verify this shit because we know scammers have been faking to get people to send them money, using the urgency of our genocide as bait.

It's disgusting this is what we're dealing with, but people are losing money because of some truly evil people out there.

Accounts don't just randomly spring up on tumblr without gofundmes while asking for someone to help them create a campaign. Fuck out of here with that shit.

you know life is getting weird when you're the same age as your favourite characters

LIKE WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M THE SAME AGE AS KATNISS EVERDEEN???

Hahahaha

Anyway,

Glad we cleared that up.

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

Aroace color:

Could you maybe reblog this post if you think respecting trans peoples' names and identities is a basic right and not a political opinion?

No pressure. Just seeking some validation of my sentiment. Due to some. people

Could you maybe reblog this post if you think respecting trans peoples' names and identities is a basic right and not a political opinion?

No pressure. Just seeking some validation of my sentiment. Due to some. people