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made a fake boxart for my zelda au 🌟💫

It’s been so long since I’ve felt affection I’ve legit stopped having romantic crushes or fantasies.

you may now join the knights templar

Sliding and rotation. I combined two ideas:

Sliding,

and rotating:

read my powerpoint boy

Love seeing how other's Dragonborn's eat because mine (Vi'yathi) has maybe eaten one (1) cabbage since the start of the game. Eaten more potion ingredients than food. More spider eggs than apples. No wheat for bread, only for restore health.

...probably isn't the healthiest habit.

i'm being pretty generous to her here... at this time in the playthrough yer girl is in possession of no fewer than 33 soups

Drawin silly ahh DA stuff to get rid of art block ✊

Varric is the most character of all time and I can’t get over him

He’s a business man. He hates his parents. He has a crossbow named after the woman he loves. She made him the crossbow. It’s so powerful nobody can know. He writes crime novels. For a while his only friends were bisexuals. He’s famous. He’s a wanted criminal. He once organised an underground expedition/treasure hunt. He writes porn. His best friend went to magic hell. His other best friend has one arm. He works for a powerful religious organisation. He runs a spy network. He’s mayor of his hometown. He’s killed dragons. He refuses to cover his chest. He won’t sleep with you. He can turn invisible. His brother lost his mind. He’s four feet tall. He’s confused by chocolate. He was kidnapped by the church police.

It’s all part of the Dragon Age experience ™

I saw this post by @bitchfeeet once and it has lived in my head rent free ever since

Dragon Age Origins: Why have I been in the deep roads for twelve years

Dragon Age 2: Why have I killed twelve different bandit leaders in this same warehouse

Dragon Age Inquisition: Where am I

dragon age origins and da2 are like this is the most moving and meaningful depiction of the found family trope you’ve ever seen in your goddamn life. dragon age inquisition is like here’s your shitty coworkers

the Origins PC and companions are genuinely the funniest group of people if you actually think about it, like you got:

The Warden who literally got their job yesterday and was put in charge of saving the world for some reason

the second-most-recent warden who immediately pushed all the responsibility on you and REALLY doesn’t want to tell you who his daddy is because that would mean more responsibility he does not want

this random swamp witch who’s mother may or may not be Baba Yaga but she personally has never been anywhere larger than a small village and does NOT understand human interactions also she can turn into a spider

a bisexual nun who you met in a bar who told you that God told her to tag along with you but actually she used to be a spy and has murdered a lot of people, but also she assures you that she never took vows of chastity so she’s dtf

a grown up child soldier giant man who you got out of a cage for some reason who spends half the time negging you and talking in circles but is apparently into that and also the only thing he likes about your country is cookies

an assassin that was hired to kill you and immediately started flirting with you the moment he failed at doing that and you just thought it was a good call to let him tag along

an elderly woman who has assigned herself the role of group grandmother, really doesn’t want you to fuck or talk about griffins, and also she’s possessed. let’s be real, she probably regrets being in this group

a dwarf who’s wife ended up being a psychopath and a lesbian, so he just decided to skip town with you

a magical construct that has spent the last 30 years getting shit on by birds and just is REALLY pissed off by that

A dog that is able to comprehend human language and uses that ability solely to beg for treats

And the optional:

Literally the guy that you have been fighting against the entire fucking game

rkgk

woag. lesbeans...

happy Halloween!!! is anyone else as obsessed with this meme as I am???

come grab your new morning alarm fellas (x)

where in the HELL did that horse come from

a pair of travelers who frequent lookout landing. rumor has it that they once changed the fate of hyrule, but those times have long since past. if you ask them, they might teach you a new recipe or two.

thinking abt their future :')

Oooh, I like the sound of that! Feel free to update me if you go any further with this, I look forward to seeing who this person becomes :)

Calling all Assassin's Creed fans!

Do you have a historical OC (whether they are Assassin, Templar, or Just Some Guy) that you enjoy, and might not have seen the light of day? Please tell me about them! Through either reblog, commenting, or a message.

I ask because my friend and I (@unsocialised-half-orc) are creating a database of historical characters and we would love to have yours there as well. Of course, if your OC happens to be dating or is shipped with a Canon character, then a few changed might have to be made, but other than that, anything goes!

At most what we'll need is a name, birthdate or time period, a brief description, and a little backstory (or no backstory! I can and will gladly make something up for you!)

This is by no means going to be a published database, in fact, there is a high chance I might never post it anywhere, unless people would like me to, its more of a passion project that I'd love for the community to be involved in.

It's incredibly unlikely that I'll reject any characters, so send away! Thank you to anyone that wishes to take part :)

Oooh, I like the sound of that! Feel free to update me if you go any further with this, I look forward to seeing who this person becomes :)

Calling all Assassin's Creed fans!

Do you have a historical OC (whether they are Assassin, Templar, or Just Some Guy) that you enjoy, and might not have seen the light of day? Please tell me about them! Through either reblog, commenting, or a message.

I ask because my friend and I (@unsocialised-half-orc) are creating a database of historical characters and we would love to have yours there as well. Of course, if your OC happens to be dating or is shipped with a Canon character, then a few changed might have to be made, but other than that, anything goes!

At most what we'll need is a name, birthdate or time period, a brief description, and a little backstory (or no backstory! I can and will gladly make something up for you!)

This is by no means going to be a published database, in fact, there is a high chance I might never post it anywhere, unless people would like me to, its more of a passion project that I'd love for the community to be involved in.

It's incredibly unlikely that I'll reject any characters, so send away! Thank you to anyone that wishes to take part :)

Calling all Assassin's Creed fans!

Do you have a historical OC (whether they are Assassin, Templar, or Just Some Guy) that you enjoy, and might not have seen the light of day? Please tell me about them! Through either reblog, commenting, or a message.

I ask because my friend and I (@unsocialised-half-orc) are creating a database of historical characters and we would love to have yours there as well. Of course, if your OC happens to be dating or is shipped with a Canon character, then a few changed might have to be made, but other than that, anything goes!

At most what we'll need is a name, birthdate or time period, a brief description, and a little backstory (or no backstory! I can and will gladly make something up for you!)

This is by no means going to be a published database, in fact, there is a high chance I might never post it anywhere, unless people would like me to, its more of a passion project that I'd love for the community to be involved in.

It's incredibly unlikely that I'll reject any characters, so send away! Thank you to anyone that wishes to take part :)

It’s back! Codextober is an Assassin’s Creed themed creative challenge for October.

Tag your work with #codextober and tag @codextober so we can check it out and share! We can’t wait to see what you all create.

Art, writing, edits and virtual photography are all welcome!

Safety and Peace ✨

I wanna talk about The Angel Who Would Be Crowley.

Because I had a certain set of expectations, which got thoroughly trashed in the first five minutes of S2, and my genuine response is, "Oh, fuck, yup. You're right. That's WAY better."

Looking around at GO fandom, I'm not alone in this. So let's talk about it.

Basically, a lot of people (myself included) believed that he was a high-ranking angel, and therefore as chilly and remote as every other powerful angel we'd seen at that point. We pictured Crowley-To-Be as long-haired, regal and imposing --and the fanart at the time reflected this. I'd link some if Tumblr didn't hate links.

Something like this:

We were collectively drawing on a few things --mostly, Crawly's appearance and general bearing in the Biblical scenes of S1--

--But also scattered hints of his importance, backed up by conspicuous absences in Heaven and a few profound displays of power. That's all better covered elsewhere, so I won't reiterate the arguments here. All I'm saying is: I think our headcanons were justified.

But it turns out he was this:

!!!

With his curly little--!!

And his neat white--!!

IT TURNS OUT, he was an angel who squeaked and squealed when he was happy; who flailed his arms around and made explosion noises with his mouth to explain nebulas; who preened when told his stars were pretty. Furfur, who knew him before the Fall, says:

"You used to jump on me back, little monkey in a waistcoat..."

(The use of a diminutive there, 'little'...oh, that fascinates me.)

In a pretty huge subversion of expectations, we're given these glimpses of an angel who was sweet, and joyful, and heart-meltingly silly.

In sum...an innocent.

(Perhaps innocent to a troubling degree.

We see how he troubles Aziraphale, during their first conversation. He starts looking around and behind them, checking to make sure that no one can HEAR the blithe and reckless things coming out of this angel's mouth. This angel who talks like he's never been reprimanded in his life; like it's never occurred to him that anyone would want to hurt him.

Before the Beginning, Aziraphale understood Heaven better than he did. The danger is plainly occurring to Aziraphale.)

So now, we the viewers are in on a cruel joke that Aziraphale has known all along, which is that this --THIS-- is the angel who--

*checks notes*

--did a million lightyear freestyle dive into a boiling pool of sulphur. For asking questions.

...Imagine you are Aziraphale, and everything inside you wants to believe Heaven are the Good Guys, and God is Good and Everything She does is capital-R Right...and now try to reconcile that. Keep trying. I don't think he ever totally managed it in 6000 years.

All this gets further complicated when we learn that, despite all of the above, we were still right. That sweet excitable babby up there?

He WAS a powerful and high-ranking angel.

That much is explicitly confirmed, with significant evidence that he could have been among the mightiest of archangels...

...Who apparently accosted his fellow angels for piggyback rides. And was remembered millennia later by those (now fallen) angels as something 'little.'

What does that tell us about who he was? Is?

Hell, Aziraphale has known to be wary of the archangels (and the judgements of Heaven in general) since before the Fall even happened. He chooses to believe they are Good; he can't fool himself into thinking they are Safe.

Yet he's absolutely certain that Crowley won't hurt Job's children. Enough to stand in a burning building and say to them, "I can't save you, but don't be afraid. I won't need to."

And what reason does he give?

("I know you."

"You do not know me."

"I know the angel you were.")

What does that tell us about who he was? Is?

("The angel you knew is not me."

But how is Aziraphale supposed to believe that, when he can see him all the time?)

tl;dr --yes, this is better. I love the tragedy of it.

'Innocence died screaming' and all that.

this hasn't made it into anything i've written yet but dunmeri sign language is colloquially called "spidertalk" and is learned by almost everyone

my mom finally bought a toaster