I-think-i-hauve-covid - Definitely Normal About Hands And Old Men

let's see how long this one lasts before it's shadowbanned

sigh. at least I’ll always have izzy’s soft sweaty tummy reflecting the candlelight and glistening. and pushing the waistband down also.

I'd take every single one of the sailors on the Franklin Expedition. Either one at a time, or all at once, idc.

"in a fight?" you might think. Well.. *looks bleakly at username*

i find it so funny when people say they're about the "sexualize that old man" life but then take away every old man aspect about him. in THIS house, we stand for the wrinkles, the receding hairline, the dad bod, and the joints that pop whenever he walks. if he doesn't age ten years next time you rail him, you're not doing it right. blow that old man's back out! fuck him so hard he needs a hip replacement! go big or go home!!

realising i write people putting their fingers in nedward's mouth not only because i also want to do that to him but also because i want people to put fingers in MY mouth and i don't know what to do with that info