My University Tutor Wants Us To Put Our Webcams On And Im Sitting Here Scranning A Burger Like A Beast

My university tutor wants us to put our webcams on and I’m sitting here scranning a burger like a beast that hasn’t smelled meat since before the winter

i keep winning with pawns because everyone just ignores them

Sometimes having a reputation for being smart beats actually being smart.

I once beat my school’s chess champion in a game because he spent the entire match desperately trying to work out my strategy because I was “smart” and therefore good at chess.

We were playing with a Lord of the Rings chess set. I was moving the characters I liked best.

I’m terrible at chess.

rice, like humans, is mostly water. thus, eating rice may be essentially equivalent to cannibalism. and as we know, cannibalism is frequently used as a metaphor or even stand-in for gay sex. therefore eating rice can be seen as the same as gay sex. in this essay I will

I would pay to sit next to this distinguished gentleman

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And are ”gamers” in the room with us now?

"YAS CATHOLIC GIRL YOU CRUCIFY" I'M SOBBING

my bro ate