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you! guy who likes fictional lesbians to the point of feeling a strange sense of pain! you can be a lesbian. but there are some steps you have to complete first

our DM: why don’t we get anything done?

also our DM: *pretending to be a race car* vruum vruum vruum

CODE RED: NEW BOOK

Walter Moers released a new book in September ?! how did I not notice this?

"Walking Along the Railroad", the 1st artbook by japanese artist Shinjiro Ogawa. Beautiful illustrations of railway scenery through the seasons. ( International pre-orders : Amazon JP / PlayAsia )

“Wait you can’t?” “No! Again it takes CENTURIES for a member of the Fae to become a deceiver, it’s not just something you can do! I have multiple degrees! I am a professor of deception, at Unseelie University! And you guys can just do this?” “Yes?” “Fucking damnit.”

“Let me get this straight. I, a Fae, have spent LITERAL CENTURIES studying the subtle arts of deception, glamour, deceit, and misdirection, and you, a mere human, can just stand there and say things that are untrue?!” “Yeah, that’s about right.”

look it isn’t my fault that she was the first woman to ask for my hand. Yes she is the Evil Kings daughter but that is just a prejudice, she has a great personality. Honestly some people just don’t know when to mind their business. Look it is even good for our kingdoms an alliance like this will lead to prosperity. Her dad is honestly fine.

As the princess and heir apparent of the kingdom you are the most sought after woman in the whole kingdom, with suitors lining up every day to ask for your hand in marriage. Today you finally accept the proposal of a suitor, causing a massive scandal.

the first two thousand years weren’t actually all that bad, but after that the laws changed so you had to go to these useless meetings. Originally they were with a group of other liveslongers but that stop when they were reminded why you were sentenced to 10000 life sentences, afterwards it was just you and that god damn (do people still say that) “therapist”. The worst part wasn’t their personality they just wouldn’t die, you’re sure that they got body swapped at some point but they always looked the same (clones? Do those exist?). Of course you escaped a few times it wasn’t all that effective they would just find you again but not having to eat prison food for a few days was nice. The worst was when around year 200,000 when the budget cuts happened, they stopped looking for humans and just put you in what ever body was lying around, not knowing how you next body would work was annoying, especially the ooze generations were weird. Though you guess that got better eventually when the original body laws came into effect, giving liveslongers the right to being a body of their original species definitely improved things. Not being up to date with pop culture is probably the most infuriating not knowing who has won Rupaul the 3256th’s drag race, or the super bowl really hampers conversations. But atleast you have had time to read, you are almost half way through Ulysses.

"You have been sentenced to ten thousand consecutive life sentences. Once you die, we will find your soul and merge it with another body, after which you will continue to serve your sentence. In case of reincarnation, you will be arrested at birth and placed right back into your cell."

You have ridden this train countless times, you know the route, the turns and stops, you can figure out where along your journey you are based on the sounds of the brake as it takes a curve. But this station you do not know you have watched the trees grow along the sides of the track watched as stations age but this station is new. It wasn’t here yesterday and it certainly won’t be here tomorrow. But it is also a perfectly normal station, the same blue sign, the same yellow light the same trash cans, even its name, Mariendorf, is just ordinary. Nothing abnormal, just out of place.

trains will announce you're stopping in places you never knew existed

MANIFEST

MANIFEST

MANIFEST

when playing lancer I only have two moods

Cool Gunslinger/cowboy

I want to cause problems

Sirius Black speaks german.

And I will die on this hill, the noble and most ancient house of Black is GERMAN and not fucking french. The Lestranges and the Malfoys, sure they are french, but not the Blacks. Nein die Edele und Uralte Familie Schwarz, ist deutsch.

So I am currently on my first re-listen of Where the Stars Fell, and I am currently on episode 17. So here is my head canon: besides the normal audiobook, Lucy eventually releases a deluxe version of the audiobooks, with only two differences:

-the dedication is “For Edison”

-and it is narrated by her

just as a bit of a counter part to the deluxe version of the books with the blue end cards