*slams All My Money On Counter*

*slams all my money on counter*

Dumb short story idea: A married woman comes to realize she feels no attraction to her husband. She goes to see counsellors about it and is told things like "Oh you just need to spice things up in the bedroom" and "have you tried taking a vacation to rekindle the romance?" But none of it works.

Then, with nothing else to try, she sits down with her husband and explains what she's feeling and he goes "Honey, I think you're gay."

"Wait, really?"

"Yeah, did you not have sex ed in school?"

"No."

Smash cut to credits over footage of the woman getting remarried to her girlfriend, her ex husband is the Maid of Honor, gown and all.

currently watching farming life in another world, I'm on episode 6, And I cannot tell you my happiness at finally having more men in the village!

(Even if it is only the half dozen lizard men and a handful of children.)

If she bothered to learn the rules she'd understand

Tumblr just told me it's my 7th year on Tumblr, I'm deeply concerned about how long I've been on this hellsite(affectionate)

Im drowning in Pornbots

Reupload but cropped