I Feel Like In The Past Few Weeks Rosekiller Has Started To Seem Like A Basic Golden Retriever/black

i feel like in the past few weeks rosekiller has started to seem like a basic golden retriever/black cat vibe and i just want everyone to remember that they are both freaks. they’re both insane. that’s why they’re great, they’re not like every other ship. they’re insane.

barty and evan have that phineas and ferb dynamic in which barty literally cannot shut the fuck up and evan says maybe 10 words a day to people who aren't barty

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This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

*Pat is making it the exact same way*

My modern au take is that Pyrrhus is an absolute menace to everyone except Patroclus who he absolutely loves and he drives Achilles crazy nitpicking everything he does bc ‘Pat does it this way’ lmao

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sorry yeah ive got a bad case of Thinking About My Friends. im afraid its incurable. symptoms include happiness and love and wishes that they will have the life they want to live.

One of my favorite tropes will always be James just solidly thinking that Barty and Evan are dating, then being beyond confused when Barty mentions being single or something because like what do you mean they haven’t been in a slightly unhinged and much too codependent relationship for years?