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Confession time...

Please re-blog this if it is okay to anonymously confess a fantasy to you.

her: *putting "my" in front of any pet name*

me: *wet and ready to devote my life to her* "yeah m'yours, all yours please say it again"

Me looking at myself in the mirror at 3am after reading smut for 4 hours straight instead of sleeping:

"will you match my freak" no. i'm freakier than you. this is a competition and i'm winning

as usual

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

HELP WANTED:

hot lesbians in my dms

does anyone want to play casual groping in the kitchen with me

I'm just thinking about a cute little brat trying their hardest to get under my skin! Hearing that whiny attitude as they try to get a reaction from me. They look too cute with that little pout, and I can't take them seriously! I can't help my reaction is to ruffle their hair, messing it up, cooing, "Aww, so feisty!"

Bouncing between hornyposting and being an emotional trainwreck:

— Silas Melvin

You deciding to be a brat, just for your dom to shut that down by forcing eye contact, looking into your eyes with a faux look of disappointment and chides you, "Where did my obedient little pet go? You're usually so good for me... Don't you like being docile for me? Oh baby, I can see that you're just bratting for attention. Does my love need attention?"

An Hippopotamus milk is pink

Hi there! I hate and love that fact, the forbidden strawberry milkshake.

Hello

Please help us,May God bless you 🙏

I'm Etaf from Gaza

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Reblog

jesus no

i should be some rich perverts trophy young girltoy but instead i am spending my days scrolling through tumblr and rubbing my cunt for hours at a time

Another absint meme i can share

in the most disrespectful way possible, there are so many of my mutuals that i would love nothing more than to just ruin

I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt