Allan Acknowledges The Narrators Voice, Saying That Hes Confused About How Theres Only One Allan. This

Allan acknowledges the narrators voice, saying that he’s confused about how there’s only one Allan. This means he hears the narrator and understands what she says.

Later in the movie, when Barbie is crying about how she isn’t pretty anymore, the narrator cuts in to say as a note to the movie creators that Margot Robbie was probably not the best casting choice to make that point. Allan, able to hear and understand the creators voice must have heard this and therefore must know that he is in a movie.

When he is attempting to escape barbieland, Allan pulls a bunch of fighting moves out of nowhere, fighting off several Kens despite the Kens being the stereotype of a strong atheletic guy and Allan being Micheal Cera. It is my hypothesis that this power and strength comes from Allan being aware he is in a movie and therefore, like in a lucid dream, able to manipulate his reality in order to pull off feats like taking on five Kens at once (in a fight). In this essay I will-

Bigwig using Spoon’s method of leaning onto the inside of the fence to beggingly look at me.

Lighthouses are an underrated form of wizard tower. A grey-bearded old man spends all of his time tending to a light that must never go out, for if it does it will bring disaster? What else could that be?

Cozy pooh bear with a mug of tea. You agree. Reblog.

their job is Beach *⁠.⁠✧

Imagine pre book 5 Epel being forced by Vil to go on a shopping trip with him to teach him how to chose makeup. Epel reaches for those "war paint" type products and Vil stares it down in disgust, and is like "absolutely not"

(I just know Vil cringes whenever he sees whatever product of makeup/hair/skincare trying to be more appealing for men, like full scowl and everything)

[Referencing this post!]

Omg yes 😩 “What’s this, Epel? Are you not secure enough with yourself to wear makeup unless it appeals your to fragile ego? You should know that any makeup is like war paint or battle armor. It accentuates one’s beauty and grants us strength no matter the setting.”

Vil would cringe so hard at pointlessly gendered products… like those fucking body washes that claim to be like multiple products in 1???? You know, like in that one meme: