Don't Mess With The Ramshackle Prefect

Don't mess with the Ramshackle Prefect

Twisted wonderland x reader

(This is inspired by: Catra Makes the rules: She-Ra and the Princess of power. I love this so much. The authority in her voice is just perfect!)

This is inspired from my mafia/klan AU before the reader becomes the Prefect and just wears a mask so no one sees who they are so they don't get robbed.

(In a tavern you sit there in a dark corner trying to blend in when some troublesome brute comes up to you)

Random 1: Oi, weakling scram this is our spot.

(Y/n): ...

Random 2: You heard him runt.

(Y/n): ...?...

Random 1: (Picks you up by the collar of your shirt) Don't ignore me you seven cursed forgotten child of the underworld. Why don't we teach you a lesson-

(Y/n): (You kick him in the jaw and land in a crouch laughing) Hahaha!

Random 1 and 2 blinking in surprise pulling out their wepons ready to fight.

(Y/n): So here's the thing. I've done this, the whole 'threatening' people bit, the intimidation I've been there. And I just don't care anymore.

You pull out your whip sword and drag it across the floor to them, the randoms backing up at the evil arua filling your entire being.

(Y/n): Some people have a bad day, (you kick one of the guys legs from underneath them) I've had a bad life. If I want something it's taken from me. If I win a fight I lose the war.

The Randoms try to strike you but you strike first leaving him with a bloody scars.

(Y/n): Threats only work on someone who has something to lose, but me? (You hold your sword to their necks) I'VE ALREADY LOST IT ALL!

You put your sword away dropped a few coins on the counter, took your drink, then put the hood of your cloak over your head headed towards the door.

(Y/n): Next time you try to intimidate someone try it on some mouse who actually gives a fig about who your randoms are.

Bartender: Oh ho! She schooled you boys.

Random 1: Yeah yeah whatever. That Prefect won't be so lucky next time.

(Y/n): ... Prefect? I like the sound of that.

See you later Twisted Dreamers!

Jamil: Can you watch Kalim? I don't want him to be taken by hawks.

Scarabia students: hawks?

Harpy!Yuu: *swoops down and grabs Kalim* Yoink!

Jamil: Just great! The hawk got him!

*Cater scrolling through social media during a pop music club meeting and sees a post that catches his eye and shows lilia*

Cater: Look! Malleus is treading all over Magicam!*shows Lilia the aticle and picture* "Heir To Briar Valley Caught Making Out With Unknown Night Raven student (Yuu)." Malleus' and Yuu's relationship just got exposed...

Lilia: Sometimes, that's how it goes.

Kalim: Sebek's gonna find out any minute...

*insert very loud incoherent screaming here that can be heard throughout the whole school here*

Lilia: ... I'm sure he already knows.

school field trip to sage island arcade. azuls losing so hard at ddr right now. everyone point and laugh

My dumbest TWST headcanons

Yuu: everyone has forgotten their name and preferred pronouns. No one is willing to ask after so long, hence everyone calling them 'prefect' all the time

Grim: he is the reason why no dorm has tried to get Yuu to transfer in. They simply do not want him and unfortunately they are a package deal

Riddle: cannot handle spice. He ate a bell pepper once and started sobbing incoherently. Bell peppers are notoriously non-spicy

Trey: has mom hands in that he can handle hot plates without even flinching because he has permanently ruined the nerve endings in his hands from all of the times he's handled hot baking trays without mitts

Cater: has only like 7 Magicam followers because, as fun as his tags are, they aren't great for the algorithm

Deuce: has been told "that's unfortunate" multiple times after introducing himself. Does not understand why. No one tell him.

Ace: the type to never wait for his food to finish cooling. He burns his tongue at least once a day. He will never learn. Nor will he ever actually taste anything he puts in his mouth. Uses this for bets ("bet you that I can eat *insert the most disgusting concoction ever*" "don't...")

Leona: the entire school has a group chat devoted to the most insane places they've found Leona sleeping. Nothing has managed to top the time someone spotted him curled up in a cauldron that the first years were about to use for Alchemy. (Ruggie has tried to bribe his way into this group chat multiple times but everyone is too scared of Leona to give it to him)

Ruggie: the type to dump trauma on you without realizing it's messed up. Jack asked him once "Where'd you get that" and pointed to a scar and Ruggie was like "oh yeah that's from the time a guy stabbed me" and Jack has never asked him anything since

Jack: complains constantly about how big his tail is because it keeps wagging and giving away his tsundere-ness. Wants a little tail he can stuff into his pant legs to hide it

Azul: his glasses are fake. He thinks they make him look intimidating

Jade: will make fun of people for yawning in front of him. ("Scandalous" "????") He refuses to explain

Floyd: bites people he likes. Moray eel bites can cause paralysis and even beyond that his teeth are wicked sharp. This has caused several misunderstandings in his life

Kalim: everyone know's he's coming because all of his jewelry clink against each other. Like a cat with a bell on its collar. There is a betting ring about whether Jamil planned for this or if it's just how Kalim is that has spread schoolwide

Jamil: has absolutely responded to Kalim saying "Treat spiders the way you want to be treated" with "Killed without hesitation". Unironically

Vil: has accidentally cursed his own food several times. Never anything serious, but you would think it was with the expression of utter horror on his face every time

Rook: is the one in class to deal with bugs. He will pull a hairband out of his pocket (saved for this very occasion, or in the horrible case that Vil's hair tie might snap) and snipe the bug out of midair

Epel: constantly tries to get away with breaking rules right under Vil's nose. Out of spite. He has yet to succeed, but insists he WILL. One day. He will not

Idia: has lamented sending his tablet to class several times because he can't play some of his favorite games when it's away. Does not seem to realize that he would not be able to play those games while in class anyways

Ortho: has programmed idle animations

Malleus: his horns constantly hit the top of doorways. The entire room will go very quiet when this happens because they're scared if they breathe they will laugh and they Can Not Laugh At Malleus Draconia

Lilia: upon finding out his true age, the first question he is always asked is how his cooking is seriously "like that"

Silver: will wake up, find a miscellaneous animal sleeping on him, and go back to sleep because he would rather die than wake up the poor thing

Sebek: banned from the school library. There is no librarian so it literally doesn't change anything there's no one to enforce it but he still won't go in on principle

Crowley: has submitted a tax form with simply the word "No" on it. Is not sure why it didn't work

Crewel: messed up a potion once in front of a class. Swore everyone to secrecy about it. It is the only secret that has not spread through the school

Trein: has been called by his cat's name more than once

Vargas: students are often late to things because "Coach Vargas is hunting students for sport again :( ughhhh"

Sam: will trip students he doesn't like over 'loose floorboards'

Twisted Wonderland: A Twisted Halloween event, but Mc dresses up as Emily from The Corpse Bride.

AN: Mc is a female here for obvious reasons

Mc, lifting her veil and revealing herself: I do

Twst boys: *sweats in Ghost Wedding event*

*.·:·.✧ ✦ ✧.·:·.*

Mc: Hello Idia-

Idia: NO PLEASE I THOUGHT YOU'RE GONE FOREVER-

Ortho: BIG BROTHER PLEASE CALM DOWN!

*.·:·.✧ ✦ ✧.·:·.*

Vil: So prefect, what's the story behind the character you're dressing up as?

Mc: *Explains Emily's whole story*

Vil: ...

Twst boys: ...

Ace: Yep, sounds like the ghost bride alright...

*.·:·.✧ ✦ ✧.·:·.*

Speaking of the ghost bride, Eliza approves this costume

Eliza: Go get your man!

Mc: 😉👍

*.·:·.✧ ✦ ✧.·:·.*

Bonus:

Grim: Since you're dressing up as a bride, who's the lucky groom?

The boys were silent for her answer. They were hoping she would choose one of them...

Mc, blushing: Well... I'm not sure about who shall be my groom. But if you're talking about the groom in the movie, the groom's name is Victor. He is tall, slim, pale, and has dark hair.

Twst boys:

Malleus: fufu, it seems today is my special day.