Ykw I Think He's Gonna Turn Into A Father Figure For Me And That's The Worst That Can Happen

ykw I think he's gonna turn into a father figure for me and that's the worst that can happen

no pressure tags: @badahhstapler @throat0fdelusion @themostsanebug @simps-mcgee @dusty-pistol @apfelmusschwul

the og post was way too long so I'm making a new one

thanks for the tag @lombolica !! :D

You're stuck in a room with the last character in your gallery how safe are you

very safe

the worst thing that could happen is him being clumsy, so I think I'm alright (unless monsters find him I guess)

tagging (no pressure): @flaretheidiot @lemonic-whimssyy @wibbly-wobbly-blog @cryptidanathema @virtualunease @aurlworthfightingfor @angrysheep @sugarplumanderson @time-travelling-chaos @fateisnotafactor @monstrousmaws @sinfulauthor @idkaguyorsomething @vampireopossum and anyone who wants to do this!

DSaFTOBER

Day 16: Phone Guy

I love this silly guy🤭

🥘 stillstainless following

full dishwasher kind of annoying actually. release me

🔲 tupperware follow

can we all agree that handwash onlys are attention seeking? you're using the same dish soap as the rest of us but you need a sponge bath because you're too good for a shower

🍳 cast-iron following

op some people will die if they're washed with soap at all. unlike certain plastic divas dishes that claim to be "top row only" like that makes a fucking difference.

🔲 tupperware follow

can you actually fuck off

🥣 countercandy mutuals

☕ mug-shots follow

i love being on the top row like you are NOTTT using me for coffee LMAOO

🐾 dogbowl follow

dusty ass

🍴silverwarewolf following

all tucked in. in my drawer. with my polycule <3

#and these takeout chopsticks too i guess #ok

🥡 lunchb0x follow

Excited for summer break 😃 Can't wait to see what kinds of mold i'll collect this year

#ForgottenAgain #BackpackGang #LockerGang

🔁cast-iron following

anonymous asked: Why are you whining about how other dishes like to be washed when you're literally covered in spaghetti stains

tupperware answered: what if i killed myself

🥤 papercup mutuals

WASP IN ME

. ๋ ࣭ - ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ,, ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴀ ꜱɪᴍᴘʟᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴘᴜᴛᴇʀ ᴘʀᴏɢʀᴀᴍ, ʜᴏᴘᴇ ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀ ᴘᴀɪɴ!! " ,, ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀꜰɪᴀ ʜᴀꜱ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴇɴᴛᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴍʏ ʙʀᴀɪɴ. ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴀʏ! >:0 "

🌐 . ๋ ࣭ - ୧ ‧₊˚ 🎐 ⋅ . ༘ ⋆ 💻

~ plague/add

~ he/they/it/xe + neos

~ minor

~ i like dsaf, dialtown, omori, webcore, invader zim, alt culture, will wood, etc!!!

~ transmasc boyflux

~ tone tags are appreciated <3

~ nonhuman

⋆.˚✮🎧✮˚.⋆

tags:

plague rambles ~ text posts

plagues hoard ~ misc.

doodles from the horrors ~ art

plagues children ~ oc stuff

pestilence reblogging ~ reblogs

🌐 * 📁 * 📎 ⛧°｡⋆

idk man just dni if ur a dick

DSAFTOVER DAY 16:

Phoneguy! (I chose jake)

I cry every time I hear about Jake's mission to find his son