Sickfic Starters

Sickfic Starters

Sickie Sentence Starters:

1A. “Can you just…hug me?”

2A. “Don’t leave, please.”

3A. “I’d watch that movie with you if I knew I wouldn’t cry during it because that really wouldn’t help my congestion.”

4A. “I swear I wasn’t this sick this morning.”

5A. “Yes, I took medicine.”

6A. “You’re sure I’m sick?  ‘Cause I feel fine.”

7A. “I really cannot be sick right now.”

8A. “Everyone gets colds.  I’ll live.”

9A. “I really hope this is just my allergies.” / “You don’t happen to have a cat, do you?” 

10A. “Stop thinking so loud; my head hurts.”

Good Caretaker Sentence Starters: 

1B. “You’re never cold.”

2B. “It’s weird to hear you complain.”

3B. “Are you sure you’re okay?”

4B. “You think you can stomach some water?”

5B. “What hurts?”

6B. “Anything I can do to make you feel better?”

7B. “You’re supposed to be in bed” / “Why aren’t you in bed?”

8B. “No, no, don’t cry.  Please, don’t cry.  It’s okay.”

9B. “Has anyone checked your temperature?”

10B. “Sleep.  I’ll be here.”

Not-So-Good Caretaker Sentence Starters:

1C. “Stop complaining.”

2C. “What happened to your ‘perfect’ immune system?”

3C. “You’re gonna have to help me out here because I have no idea what I’m doing.”

4C. “The internet said you’re dying and I have half the mind to think it’s right.”

5C. “I have to call someone, who can I call?  I have no idea what I’m doing!”

6C. “I didn’t realize you could get grosser, but I guess you proved me wrong.”

7C. “There’s no way I’m getting sick just because you wanted a hug.”

8C. “Gtee away from me–you smell like vomit and sweat.”

9C. “This is the last thing I want to be doing with my time, and you know it.”

10C. “Use a tissue for goodness sake.”

New emeto fic generator!

recently, I’ve been feeling like a lot of my ideas are really stale, so I created an emeto fic generator to give me some ideas! Featuring:

different types of illness

choice of location

choice of receptacle to vomit into

a quote for the sick character to say

(rare) an optional detail

Feel free to create new scenarios with this! Some stuff might not blend well (for example, establishing that a character is on an airplane and then saying that they vomit in the shower, or the fact that a small pool of data means that rare things like appendicitis or morning sickness are over-represented)

I couldn’t have done this alone, of course! Credit to the following posts for use of the quotes in this generator: X, X, X, X

Feel free to message me if you have ideas for anything in the generator! I could always use more inspiration.

always hot for the idea of a sickie needing to leave a gathering early. a game night with friends? or even better, a game night with MUTUALS?

Their belly starts aching but they don't let anyone know, they just try to use the bathroom. When that doesn't work, they try to wait it out. Eventually their belly is bloated and uneasy, so they pull their partner to the side to let them know they need to leave. They both cut the night short, sickie heading out to the car as partner/caretaker says goodbye to friends & grabs a bowl for the road, because even though they didn't ask for one, it's obvious they might need it. When caretaker gets in the car to drive home, they hand the bowl to sickie who immediately starts puking 🥺 because they really didn't feel good & didn't feel comfortable being sick around mutuals 🥺

Burping Kink Scenarios 3

(Sorry if any of these are repeats)

-Waiting until someone leaves to let out a huge belch that’s been making then miserable, only for the other person to come back in because they forgot something

     - “Oh… I thought you’d left… um… excuse me?”

-Holding a small burp in because they’re in a situation where it would be inappropriate/ they would be embarrassed, and as time goes on, it builds up until the feeling is almost unbearable

-Motion sickness burps. Maybe they’ve been eating greasy fair food all day, and going on some kind of spinning ride stirs everything up. They try drinking some cold soda to calm it down, and end up letting out a lot of long, queasy, helpless burps as they walk around the park with their friends

-Being proud of a really impressive natural belch. They didn’t even mean to do it, but they’re thrilled that it happened. They want everyone within earshot to acknowledge what a feat it was

-A character who’s had a few too many beers letting them out with no concern in the middle of a bar/party. Bonus points if it’s someone who would usually never be that rude, but their stomach feels so full from all of the carbonation/liquid and their mind is too muddled to think about anything other than relieving the pressure

-Eating a big meal at a restaurant and then having to get directly onto public transportation (like a subway or a bus). The motion unsettles the trapped air in their stomach, so despite being surrounded by people, they can’t help but let it out. People glare at them, but all they can do is apologize and duck their head

     -Made even worse if it’s during rush hour or something where people are packed like sardines

     -For characters who don’t really have any shame, they’ll just let them fly right in the middle of the train/bus without caring at all. If anyone gives them a dirty look, they’ll just look at them like “the fuck are you gonna do about it?”

-Similar to the one above, having eaten/drank a lot (or just being bloated in general) and having to take an elevator with a friend or a stranger, only for it to get stuck. They really don’t want to start burping, but it takes two hours to get it moving again, and they can’t hold it in for that long. The apologize profusely but they can’t stop more from coming up

     -Maybe they’re in the office building where they work, and the other person is their superior who they desperately want to respect them (this one’s evil, I’m sorry)

     -Or maybe they’re the type of person who holds in a burp specifically to let it out on the elevator, just because they know it’s a confined space and they think it’s funny to subject their friends or even complete strangers to it. If they get mad, they’ll just laugh and do it again

- Nauseous burping brought on by smoking/vaping too much, or sucking down too much air in the process. Maybe their on smoke break at work, standing outside the building, and end up catching the attention of people walking by on the sidewalk

     -Also, burping fits brought on by taking an extra large bong hit. They hold it in too long and end up coughing before they can properly exhale everything, making them swallow a lot of air. They end up burping uncontrollably for the rest of the sesh, with each consecutive hit making it worse

-Ordering an extra large soda on a hot day and bringing it home with them. They sit down with it to work at the computer, and end up sucking the entire thing down in record time without even thinking about it. Burps start rushing out one after the other, and they’re just sitting there trying to focus while rubbing their stomach and letting out strings of long belches into their fist

-Being stuffed beyond the point of comfort, and drinking an entire bottle of soda directly afterwards. They can’t control the huge, deep burps that get dragged up from their stomach afterwards, and it’s so relieving that they don’t want to

     -Just having eaten a ton in general and feeling like they’re too full to burp. Every time they try, they can only manage a soft little hiccup burp, or feel like a bit of food is coming up into the back of their throat. Then they shift from lying down to sitting up or standing, and the food shifts around enough for a massive belch to explode out of them, leaving them feeling much lighter

-Someone you wouldn’t expect having an unbelievable talent for burping. They let a huge belch fly while hanging out with friends, and just casually excuse themself. When one of their friends points out how massive it was, they just shrug and say “They’re always like that, I don’t know why”

-A character who is normally polite being very good at burping on command and not afraid to share their skill because they’re proud of it, to the surprise of everyone that knows them

     -Or just a normally polite character letting out a surprisingly large belch in general, but instead of apologizing or being embarrassed (as everyone expects), they say they’re “too proud of that one to not own it”

-Someone burping on command to amuse themself or show off to their friends, only for all of the air they swallowed to end up getting stuck. It ends up getting unstuck later at an inappropriate time, such as a date or a meeting, or in the middle of a class

-A shameless character filming prank videos of them belching as loudly as possible in socially unacceptable places, to the point of getting kicked out or even starting a fight

      -Also burping in random people’s faces and running away as fast as possible

9?

thanks in advance

This has been in here foreverrr, but since I’m going to use this newly found free time to catch up on some requests! Sorry this took so long.

Warnings: Descriptions of vomit and illness

9: leaving the waste basket nearby

Mila was standing in their en suite struggling to tug a brush through her wet hair. She had to go into the office that morning, the company wanted her to meet the artist that her song was going to be sung by. She liked meeting the people who sang her songs, but she hated going into the office and getting up at the ungodly hour of 8am. She was still trying to brush the ends of her hair when Remy burst through the door, making Mila jump. 

“I know that you’ve seen me naked but sometimes a knock would be nice.” Mila joked before she heard him start retching. “Oh, God. Are you okay?” She asked, walking over to rub his back as a stream of last night’s dinner splashed into the toilet.

Remy nodded before heaving again, bending slightly more forward at the waist. He was basically ready for work, his button up tucked into his dress pants. Remy was basically panting now, one hand steadying himself on the back of the toilet while the other was pressing his tie into his stomach to keep it out of the way.

“Sorry.” He mumbled breathlessly, a gag escaping him as a watery mouthful of vomit left his body.

“It’s okay. Do you still feel sick?” She asked, handing him a wad of toilet paper to wipe his mouth.

Remy shrugged, “I don’t feel great, but I’ll live.” He flushed the toilet and straightened up before clearing his throat.

“You’re not still going to work right?” Mila pried, following him over the mirror where he loosened his tie and rinsed his mouth.

“I’m fine, M. I promise, but I have to go.” He mumbled. 

“Remy, you always do this and you always end up staying home. How about we just cut out the middle part this time around?” She said, running her hand up and down his arm.

Remy closed his eyes and took a deep breath, trying and failing to compose himself as he gagged again. He slapped his hand over his mouth and whipped around to continue heaving over the toilet.

“You’re not warm,” Mila frowned, gently squeezing the back of his neck. 

Remy cleared his throat and flushed the toilet before straightening, “I felt kind of sick before bed last night. I thought it would’ve passed, but I’ve felt nauseous since I woke up.”

“Do you think it was something you ate? You can’t go to work like this, Love.”

“I don’t know. I just feel really sick. I can do my stuff today from home.” Remy leaned against the sink, resting his hand on his stomach. “Don’t you have to go into the office today?”

“I was supposed to but I can stay home, you really don’t look good.” 

“No, I’ll be okay.” He muffled a burp into his fist, “maybe.”

“How about you lay down and sleep for a little, I’ll take Lee to daycare and head to the office for a little and hopefully I’ll be back before you even wake up.” Mila said.

Remy nodded hesitantly before unknotting his tie and unbuttoning the first couple of buttons of his shirt.

Mila had left to get Leah ready while Remy changed and collapsed back into bed, his stomach churning uncomfortably. He must’ve fallen asleep because time had definitely passed by the time Mila came back in.

“Hey, Love. I’m gonna head out okay?” She said quietly. “I won’t be gone long, text if you need anything. Get some sleep and the trashcan is right here just in case. Don’t vomit on the carpet please.”

“Okay, thank you. I love you, be safe.” He mumbled groggily.

“I love you too, baby. Feel better.”

Book of Circus / EP 6 / Poor baby Ciel