Im At The Doctor Office And This Baby Keeps Yelling I Want Donow (mcdonalds) And The Big Brother (I Assume)

I’m at the doctor office and this baby keeps yelling “I want donow” (mcdonalds) and the big brother (I assume) said “all the mcdonalds burnt down, there’s no more mcdonalds”

I drew the OTP :U

(original by @croxovergoddess)

(yeah it says ‘draw your OCs’ but I found it on a ‘draw your OTP’ list so OH WELL)

i feel like ever since micheal became canon the fandom unanimously desided that All Animal Pets on the Dream SMP Must Be Anthropomorphized and i frankly find that boring. let tommy straight up put a feral fucking spider that wants to kill on a leash! dont be cowards! 

Okay but, ever realize that, even though Dexter is smaller than Daring, this guy is still muscular? And people probably don’t realize it since he dresses modestly, or covered up all the time? People surprised to know how strong he is just, he shows up, one day to class, just not in a good mood. Sparrow doesn’t help it whatsoever in glass to the point that Dexter slams his fist on the table, like others have, and it breaks in two, cracking the floor some, freaking out Sparrow who, before then, thought Dexter was a meek little dude.

darling is the strongest out of the three of them and it’s important to me that you know this. dexter is strong, he just doesn’t really flex it?? him, daring and darling have spent most of their lives training and sword fighting so they’re pretty strong. dexter is more lean than buff, daring is tall and lean/buff, and darling has bigger muscles than the two of them. she takes great pride in being able to benchpress them.

NOW

dexter is in an awful mood. there wasn’t any of his favourite cereal left for breakfast, he spent most of the morning looking for his glasses and he lost his chemythstry homework that he worked on all night. he arrives late to his first class and sparrow says “dude, you look like shit. did you do the chemythstry homework? i forgot and i have to copy yours.” and our dear soft boy. he fucking loses it. he slams his fist on the table, and it breaks. their professor looks at him in horror, as well as the other students. dexter looks sparrow deep in his eyes, takes the hall pass and goes for a walk. hopper tells daring later and daring tells darling. they both start wheezing and they find dexter later and tell him how proud they are of him. dexter gives them a soft smile and they go into the village and get coffee. he needed coffee and his siblings after the absolute shit morning he had. sparrow texts him later and says “so. chem homework?” and dexter leaves him on read. he can’t deal with this right now and he’d much rather watch how many marshmallows daring can fit into his mouth within one minute

so today I drove past a traffic sign that said 'hey teens buckling up is totes yeet yo'

i wish i was joking but after we screamed a bit my brother attempted to get a picture as proof, failed, and ended up with this masterpiece that pretty much sums up the whole experience

ok so this isn’t going to be coherent but remember that possession comic i made earlier. what if. what if everyone got out and the world was good and not-tragedied but the ghosts want to play baseball. so they possess a high-school class to beat the others at baseball. for…reasons.