To Y'all Saying That They Shouldn't Hate On Any Characters, They Aren't Hating Them, They Are Just Tired

To y'all saying that they shouldn't hate on any characters, they aren't hating them, they are just tired of everyone saying that those two characters had "the saddest death" in the series or something.

Also pretty sure it isn't even being used in a negative way. People use the word "stupid" to describe something without it being an insult

*****VERY IMPORTANT NOTICE BEFORE ANY OF YOU ANIME WATCHERS ONLY TALK SHIT ON MY BOY MIKE*****

Before any of you guys try and call Mike Zacharius a coward or anything negative. Let me remind you of some things.

-Mike was humanity’s strongest soldier before Levi Ackerman came along

-Mike is humanity’s STRONGEST HUMAN SOLDIER

-Levi has inhuman strength that only Ackerman’s have and therefore doesn’t count as the average human. Before you fight me on that read the manga. Same goes for Mikasa.

-Mike was outnumbered by titans. The chances of survival were very slim and he knew this when he left without asking anyone to follow because he did not want them to die

I swear if any of you say he screamed like a little girl when he died let me remind you of some other things.

-You fuckin would too.

-Mike was RIPPED APART by titans. SEVERAL SMALL TITANS. He was not eaten in one bite. He was torn to shreds. Bones crushed. Flesh ripped open. Organs ruptured. Limbs torn off. Need I say more? Thats an excruciating feeling I can only imagine. Most of us cry when we stub our fucking toe.

-Mike wanted nothing but to save humanity and he died in the process just like your stupid little Marco and Petra. He just got farther in doing so. So don’t you dare call him anything other than brave or a hero.

tfw your coworker is such a creep that you’d literally rather be kidnapped by the local supervillain than be around him

Seeing this exchange on Reddit was so sad. Men and boys need love and affection as much as women and girls.

Doing their best

What are they

~Shikamaru

By far the best joke this fandom has is what the bad Netflix adaptation would change.

My personal favorites are:

Making Bad edgy because demon.

Awful Puffy X Fem!Skeppy X Bad love triangle

Niki is that female character everyone has a crush on because a pretty girl cannot simply exist without having every male character in love with them.

Tubbo is a naive baby and all his choices are chalked up to that instead of the fact he’s teenager who was put in a ridiculous place of power

Fem!George X Dream

Fem!George doesn’t show up to events because Dream keeps her away from the battles to keep her safe but instead of it being done in a “he cares about her 🥺” way it’s done in a “wow he treats her like a child who cannot defend herself.” way.

Jschlatt is a one sided bad guy who probably is killed by Wilbur before Wilbur dies. Big bad dies in dramatic way and no one faces consequences of committing murder because Wilbur died.

Also (c!)Jschlatt was probably still sexist to (c!)Niki but there was also some weird one sided love interest shit going on

Of course Schlatt is rejected time and time again (of course he doesn’t take no as an answer, he’s the bad guy) because Niki’s in love with Wilbur.

Ranboo’s Anxity and memory issues are demonized to hell and back, painting him as an unstable dangerous shady character.

That or Ranboo it’s completely infantilized because of it.

Karl’s turned into this weird play boy and his relationship (I think they’re married in the smp? Maybe engaged?) with Sapnap is is completely ignored.

I’d make Sapnap Fem!Sapnap to get a Fem!Sapnap x Fem!Quackity X Karl love triangle but we can’t have too many female characters don’t be ridiculous.

Either battered wife fem!Quackity or they get ride of the abuse aspect of his and Schlatt’s relationship and have Quackity betray Schlatt because he wanted the power Schlatt had.

The Bechdel test (A test for fiction on whether a work features at least two women who talk to each other about something other than a man.) is failed.