Ihatetoast - Tommy's Bullshit

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the real reason Dean died at the end of spn is because the narrative and writers had to stay consistent with the whole “everybody Sam fucks dies” thing

Wouldn't You Like is healing my 12-year-old self who listened to D.O.A. from the Percy Jackson Musical

"did i tell u this already?" we are in a timeloop and i am in love with u tell me again

Lactose: e-excuse me...

Stomach: hey, what do we have here? Some goddamned lactose!

Small intestine: we don't like lactose here, ya know? You're gatecrashing a very private party!

Large intestine: (pushes him, making him stumble) there's two ways you can leave here... The easy way, or the hard way. What's it gonna be?

Lactose: but I...

Lactase: (deep voice) step back, everyone. (walks up and puts his arm around lactose's shoulders) he's with *me*

Large intestine: lactase?!

Small intestine: b-but you're both...

Lactase: I *said* he's with me. You got a problem with that?

Stomach: (finishes sizing him up) right. Course not. It's cool, lactose. Just don't cause any *problems*, you hear?

Lactose: I-I w-

Lactase: you don't have to answer that, babe. Just keep walking

I can surely understand Hannibal, I would fucking risk everything for this man too: