For Real.

For real.

Look I know everybody wants to protect Jimin, including me. But there's a time and place.

And imo he doesn't need anyone protecting him from his man.

First of all, I doubt you'll be able to get thru JK anyway.

Second of all, I think Jimin has it covered and can keep him in check even when he may need to run to the bathroom okay 💁🏾‍♀️

I just feel bad for jimin so far in the first two episodes. Like from his actual experience (sickness, mosquitos, etc,), to the hate he's getting now, to JK just being kinda bleh (IMO of course).....

I think we would have to climb off Jk's dick tbh

Acting nonchalant disinterested tough and fake pushing Jimin away is very on brand for him people who act like it's new haven't seen a single damn content of BTS

This man been moving that way since day one why yall think solos thought he hated Jimin and was constantly bullying Jimin while constantly playing nice bffs with Taehyung??

It's a common trend in all BTS content let's not act like it's new or that we don't know it's just an act

This man literally made a scene bout not wanting to be in the same team as Jimin and he played it so well he nearly fooled Jimin and had Jimin asking if he really didn't want to be team mates with him during run

AND YET HE'S THE SAME DUDE WHO CHEATS HIS ASS OFF JUST TO GET IN THE SAME TEAM SAME ROOM WITH JIMIN EVERY SINGLE TIME

SAME dude who's pulled every string possible to make sure he and Jimin got to serve at the same time and at the same camp.

Now roll the tapes of him fake pouting and rolling his eyes complaining about Jimin stressing him out while also being the one to run in search of Jimin's luggage and carry it so he doesn't misplace it again

Roll the damn tapes cos some of yall tripping

Hm. Okay Hybe... 😒

Is it really that necessary to promote multiple members at the same time? Especially when they are busy serving anyway.

&& no I don't care if it's only a photobook.

&& no I'm not a JM solo.

For the sake of the artists and the fans that want to purchase both, you could do better.

It's messy out here. 🙄🙄🙄

My goodness!!!! So well said 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

It’s a soft launch, right? I mean first the documentary where JK comes over and cooks, and now the crossword today. It’s them being domestic. It’s giving married.

https://youtu.be/sn_PbXbnmLM?si=cvigjFLJcAZCY9g0

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Thank for this ask, anon 💛💜

(short answer to this ask: it's not the soft anything).

Before i answer i have to FIRST say....

<< I'm not directing this at you anon, so please don't take it personally - i dont know who you are for starters and i really appreciate this ask! 🌈🥰🏳️‍⚧️ >>

... I hate the term soft launch being applied to real humans and their personal lives.

Yes i know ... PR bla bla and celebrity bla bla. It's a handy bit of jargon (and buzz words make us feel like we're in the know, right?)

But i especially i hate it being used for queer people coming out. Let's compare it to a similar level of personal reveal in a hereronormative relationship...

You don't call an engagement the soft launch of a wedding, right?

It's dehumanising to see such a momentous aspect of his life reduced to the equivalent of a marketing plan. He's a person. This this is his relationship, not a political campaign.

Let's not talk about the lives of these two beautiful people in love, in business terms.

We aren't their PR agents., we are their confidants and supporters. Let's keep it that way 🙂

<<<END OF RANT>>>

Now as to the question, i think this isn't soft in any way. I think this is a freight train.

This is the transcontinental, stopping all stations, heavy cargo hauler.

In the sweetest possible way, Jimin is saying to the world "Listen to me. I am telling you my truth...

Get aboard or get out of the way."

BUT ALSO...

and mabe more importantly, i think this is not just an album and it's not just for ARMY.

Look at this:

These all sound like love songs, and the imagery used is cassette tapes. It's a mixtape... old fashioned, romantic, time consuming and unique to the individual you're (he's) making it for. Its a gift to someone special.

It's a declaration of love.

Who do you think he's really making it for?

BUYERS NEEDED!

I don't know if I have any followers from the US but if you are OR know people from the US, we are looking for buyers to purchase Muse!

We have the chance to do something absolutely BONKERS and can do it if we all work together. Please contact Jimin Funds on Twitter or have people reach out to them.

Please reblog this and spread the word. Let's give Jimin the very best that he deserves! We got this!

LET'S GET IT!

Hi, I have a college assignment and I’m doing a survey, I was wondering if you could partake. It’s just 1 question. Here goes:

if someone you loved had the shits, would you let them straddle you?

Y or N

thanks!

(For context, I study at the university of jungji and my major is kookminology)

💀💀💀

Short answer: Y

🤣🤣🤣

Seriously I laughed so hard when I saw this question.

Long answer: As long as they're not at the early stages where you're running to the bathroom ever 5 minutes, we good lol

Jikook really wildin out and I'm loving it.

Ps.

Can I also just ask, why is Jimin so comfortable climbing and straddling all over JK? 🔥🔥🔥

Still streaming like crazy over here 💪🏾

Let's goooo!

Feeling Salty

Massive streaming drop since Thursday. Surely we can watch the jikook show AND stream Muse, Who, Be Mine etc. These are Jimin gifts for us while he is away. Let’s keep up the appreciation!

Post Date: 10/08/2024