Having Some Thoughts Abt Making An Dazai X Reader Heathers AU...thinking Alot

Having some thoughts abt making an dazai x reader heathers AU...thinking alot

homens de bsd com uma namorada brasileira

incluí: Dazai, Chuuya, Fyodor e Akutagawa

avisos: primeira vez postando aqui, tenham paciência comigo, não incluí nsfw, não revisado e eu to gripada

Dazai conheceu você em uma das missões internacionais da máfia, havia algo em sua maneira de levar a vida que mudou a própria perspectiva dele em ver as coisas, talvez fosse o jeito com que você - apesar de cair muito - sempre se levantar

“ É que eu sou brasileira ” Ele ouviu você dizer uma vez após perder a sexta queda de braço para Chuuya, “ não desisto nunca”

Desde então ele ficou obcecado por tudo que envolvesse o Brasil e você

No dia que você avisou que iria no Brasil ver os documentos para atualizar seu passaporte ele te implorou para ir também, ficou vendo documentários sobre a amazônia no History Chanel - era horário de trabalho, Kunikida ficou furioso -, aprendeu a dizer “tchau” e “obrigado” e fez as malas um mês antes

AMA você falando em português, ele entende? não, ele ama? absolutamente

Em solo brasileiro, Dazai foi o melhor dos turistas, comeu pão de queijo e prometeu brigadeiros a Ranpo, tentou se jogar do Cristo Redentor, descobriu que era alérgico a dendê e comprou uma camisa do Corinthians

Esse homem passa uma energia de Botafogo tão forte mas Corinthians também é muito ele

Ficou meses falando da sua viagem para todos na ADA, está secretamente planejando a lua de mel para passar em Maragogi

Ele ama muito o Brasil e ama muito você também 😭😭

Chuuya... bem, por onde eu posso começar?

Você simplesmente não viu Chuuya quando ele chegou no Brasil

Ele não se divertia muito no Japão, seus momentos de ócio eram em algum restaurante caro ou em sua cobertura, então apenas imaginem esse querido descobrindo o carnaval

Melhor ainda, ele descobrindo as bebidas que o Brasil tem a oferecer

Se você decidiu acompanhar ele em algum bloquinho então prepare-se, ele vai comprar briga por qualquer coisa, vai parar de se divertir pra ir atrás da pessoa que tentou roubar seu celular (você tem o passe de ficar enchendo o saco dele por ter levado, você avisou que não se saí com o celular no carnaval) e vai se perder quando a bagunça realmente começar

se vocês forem passar em Salvador CORRA do trio de la fúria, Chuuya vai desaparecer do mapa

Aprendeu palavrões em português, liga pra Dazai só pra xingar ele

Quase foi preso tentando levar corote ilegalmente pro Japão

Vai te acordar no meio da madrugada pedindo pra você fazer caipirinha

Vai comprar um sítio em Minas sem você saber, é seu presente de aniversário

Perdão pela quebra de expectativa mas Fyodor odeia o Brasil

muito, muito fortemente

Quer dizer, ele cresceu na Rússia, frio, neve, casacos de pele e mantas pesadas, não esperem que nosso ratinho se acostume ou goste do calor e usar bermuda

Fyodor de bermuda, que pesadelo

Ainda sim, consigo ver ele tendo uma conexão muito forte com o catolicismo brasileiro

Você saberá que ele te ama quando esse homem aceitar te acompanhar numa viajem a sua terra natal, mas não espere a mesma empolgação de Dazai

Ficou horrorizado quando viu nosso estrogonofe

Além da religiosidade, Fyodor também é secretamente amante da música brasileira, talvez ele ame mbp e só talvez tenha aprendido algumas músicas da Cassia Ellen

Sua vontade de transformar o mundo em seu paraíso particular aumentou drasticamente desde que veio ao Brasil, ele sabia que o mundo era ruim e desigual mas não esperava que as coisas estivessem tão agravadas por aqui

Eu disse que ele aprendeu a rezar o terço em português?

Akutagawa morreria se passasse mais um mês no Brasil

Além dos motivos já citados em Fyodor, há um adicional para Akutagawa. Ele é ridiculamente introvertido, ele odeia toques, odeia abraços

Atacou a primeira pessoa que cumprimentou ele com dois beijinhos na bochecha

Confundiram ele com um padre, depois com um gótico, acho que ele é um pouco dos dois

Não conseguia se concentrar quando sua família se reunia nos finais de semana, achou você 300x mais incrível por conseguir entender o que eles diziam naquela bagunça

Terror das comidas apimentada, uma semana de desinteria, não conseguiu nem sentir o cheiro de um podrão

Ele achou tudo muito diferente do Japão, o contraste era maior do que ele imaginava, mas Akutagawa não odiava o Brasil

amava o Brasil, por que se não fosse por ele, Akutagawa não teria você

Goodnight, Ariel.

THE LITTLE MERMAID (2023)

everyone saying how stormbringer is going to be adapted in the next season but what if..it's beast that's gonna be adapted?

(That doesn't make any sense probably but its just an what if)

Me rn :

HEAR ME OUT.. SCENARIO ABOUT PM!DAZAI,CHUUYA AND GN!READER WITH THE SONG ANIMAL IMPULSES BY IAMX or if it's too much you can do PM!dazai,chuuya and gn!reader Where reader is like the harbinger of death and has the personality of arlecchino from genshin (if u can do polyamorous)

i love this oh my word. i looked up the meaning to the song, and i feel like it’s very fitting for arlecchino and this scenario. for the arlecchino bit i also referenced the one show from the itallian theater since not a lot is known about arlecchino from genshin. also, i hope you don’t mind that i threw in some headcanons! thank you for requesting <3

With a S/o Like Arlecchino from Genshin; PM!Osamu Dazai and Chuuya Nakahara

Format: Headcanons and Scenario

Potential Warnings: Mentions of blood, violence

Here’s a link to the song mentioned.

First things first, you’d be the backbone of your relationship. You’d make sure that the two of them stay in line, and you’d make sure that they don’t try to kill each other over the littlest things.

The two of them would obviously know about your distain towards the Port Mafia. You have made it very clear that you would betray the mafia in a heartbeat if it was beneficial to you.

Now, since Arlecchino is a harbinger, let’s say that you’re an executive for the Port Mafia. You’d be known for leading a squad that specialized in vigilante-like work. This is what originally what drew Dazai in because he’s never seen someone try to do some good while being in the mafia.

You attracted Chuuya by being stern with your underlings, and how strong you seemed on the battlefield. One day he was assigned to work with you, and he was pleasantly surprised by your physical strength.

How all of you got in a relationship was quite tricky. Originally it was Dazai that confessed to you first, but Chuuya ended up overhearing and decided to interrupt the conversation by confessing his feelings as well.

You had to calm the two down, then lectured them about getting all worked up over something as idiotic as this. Eventually you made the two apologize to each other and made them make an agreement.

The relationship wouldn’t be as bad as it may seem. Dazai and Chuuya both put in effort to not fight while they’re in your presence. Every now and then you’d find them arguing over you in private, but once you gave them a cold glare they’d immediately stop talking.

Scenario…

“But (Name)..!” Dazai whined. “You already spent a lot of time with Chuuya! Do you love him more than me?”

You let out a prolonged sigh. You then pinched the bridge of your nose. “Osamu, I already told you. We were sent on a mission together. He didn’t take me on a date or anything of the sort. Do you understand me?”

On this particular day Mori had sent you and Chuuya out on a search and eliminate mission. Chuuya’s ability allowed him to cause a lot of collateral damage, so it was perfect for this particular mission. You only sat down somewhere behind him and watched as he tore through the enemies defenses.

The mission went well, and the two of you returned home without any injuries. As of now Chuuya was in the shower cleaning off some blood while you sat in the living room with Dazai holding onto your shoulders like it’s his lifeline. You almost felt as if he was going to crush your bones from how hard he was holding onto you.

“It’s not fair! You’re always sent on missions with Chuuya instead of me!” He continued to whine.

You put your hand on Dazais face and pushed him away from me. “It’s the bosses orders. There is nothing I can do about it.”

Dazai sighed as he flopped down onto the couch. He started to pout as you picked up your phone. You then started to scroll through some books that you wanted to purchase.

The man let out another sigh, this time louder than the last. You directed your gaze back at him, glaring daggers.

“If you’re so unhappy about the arrangements that Mori have made, then I highly suggest talking to him about it. I absolutely hate it when you act like this,” you said with an unamused expression.

Eventually Chuuya emerged from the bathroom, wearing comfortable pajamas. You glanced up at him then looked back down at your phone. He didn’t seem happy in the slightest.

“I could hear you whining from across the god damn house!” Chuuya raised his voice as he pointed at Dazai. “Do you know how fucking annoying you are?! I was just trying to take a nice and relaxing shower, but you just had to ruin it!”

You glanced up at Chuuya once more. He immediately stopped his yelling.

“Are you done? I dislike it when you engage in fights while I’m around; you know that,” you stated. You then looked at Dazai. “And you need to stop whining whenever something doesn’t go your way. It annoys the both of us. Are we done here? Good!”

You stood up and then grabbed Dazai and Chuuya. You immediately gave them a soft hug.

“You two will be the death of me,” you said contently.

Chuuya hummed as he wrapped his arms around the two of you. Dazai followed suit, squeezing the both of you rather harshly.

“You’re gonna break my bones!” Chuuya exclaimed.

“No I won’t!”

You only sighed. Tonight was going to be a long night of meaningless bickering.

requests are open <3

also i do apologize if this is short. writing more than 2 characters dialogue is something i just mildly struggle with BDBDB

Even day and night, I always think of you <3

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Summary: Kinda Sleeping and Morning with them

Characters: Ice Man, Atsushi, Akutagawa, Dazai, Katai, Sigma...

Type: Headcanons, soft

Listen ''Moonlight'' by Kali Uchis (Spotify) while reading

Iceman is actually a BIG BEAR, seriously! He's warm, big, likes to sleep on top of you and is a heavy sleeper. Most of the time he gets up really early but he never goes to work until he knows that you are awake, safe, and have a cup of tea :)

Atsushi is quite shy about sharing a bed. He is so embarrassed to ask to be hugged! But who are you to complain??? He's basically a teddy bear he's so soft! But that's not all…it's also because of his tiger shape. I like to think that when Atsushi is fully relaxed his tiger form appears, so on rare mornings it's possible you might find an extremely docile tiger by your side;

Lying down and waking up next to your loved one, for Akutagawa, is the same feeling as winning the lottery. He feels happy even though he doesn't show it in being able to return home safely every day (thanks to his strength), and feel your warmth next to him. He doesn't like physical contact very much but always on cold nights he accepts being your natural heater. At dawn, many times he is not in bed but for some reason you always have the memory of cold lips lightly kissing your forehead;

Since joining the ADA, Dazai has become incredibly lazy and lacking in affection. So at night he holds you in his arms and kisses every part of your body until you complain. Because of his insomnia issues, he doesn't sleep much (which is also why you can find him staring at you at 5am);

As a Hacker, Katai usually stays up most of the night but the truth is: he can sleep anywhere and anytime AS LONG AS you are cuddling him (yes he is 100% spoon smaller). Sleeping next to him is always cozy, with soft blankets and pillows… the bad thing is that at dawn neither you nor Katai (who are incredibly tangled) want to get up;

Sigma often sleeps late at night because of his work at the Casino, but when he goes to bed exhausted he feels like a shelter kitten and snuggles in your arms until dawn (When he is all yours for the most hours);