For Your First Fanfic, You Did Good! It Wasn't That Rushed, I Write Too And I Have A Few Under My Buckle,

For your first fanfic, you did good! It wasn't that rushed, I write too and I have a few under my buckle, just keep going. I also have some advice if you'd like. Always like your work first, and write for yourself, not others. Also listening to music that fits the scene you're trying, helps me so maybe it might help you.

Wear the hat, ride the cowboy~

Astarion x fem!reader

Summary: Reader cleans her and her lovers room a bit too hard, what happens when the particular vampire finds her wearing his old cowboy hat ?

Warnings: SMUT, rough sex, dirty talk, riding, use of Darling, treasure, pet and my sweet.

Word Count: 740

Author Note: My first fic I'm ever writing !! Sorry if the end seems rushed, I was struggling. I'd love to hear feedback on it, and if I hopefully wrote Astarion accurately, enjoy Astarion simps!

It was a calm summer morning. You had been itching for days on wanting to clean the room you shared with your vampire lover, but never had the motivation.

Oddly enough, you had awoken this morning without Astarion sleeping by your side. Maybe he went to get breakfast? Or maybe he went to bathe? Either way, you get up and dress and prepare to clean the room.

As time goes by, the room starts to look more neat and shiny, what a relief, but as you clean the dust from under the bed, you notice a large sized box placed in the center of the floor. Curiously, you slide your arms under the bed and retrieved the box, blowing the thin layer of dust off the box. The box had no name for what could be inside, nor what its purpose was, making your curiosity itch at you even more. Carefully lifting the latch and lifting the lid, your eyes widen like saucers. A...cowboys attire? What in the heavens was this doing here? You thought. Was this Astarion's? Since when did Astarion, a fashionable vampire of over 200 years old, own cowboy attire? And for what? All these questions and thoughts play over in your mind, but that doesn't stop you from trying on the cowboy hat. You rose from your knees and walked towards the mirror, admiring the cowboy hat design. You will admit it's quite a luxurious hat.

Too focused on admiring the hat, you don't notice a particular vampire watching you from the bedrooms doorframe. "Where did you find that, my sweet?" The purr of Astarion's voice is loud and clear, causing you to turn in fright. Your cheeks flush a faint pink, the last thing you wanted him to see was his lover prancing around in a cowboy hat. "Nowhere..." You swallow nervously, reaching to take the hat off. "Ah ah ah, now darling, do you not know the rules of a cowboys hat?" Astarion says with a grin, stopping your hand gently. Of course you didn't, you just found this hat. "Well, my treasure, the rules simply state that if you wear the hat, you must ride the cowboy, and if I'm not mistaken, I believe that is my hat you're wearing."

Your mouth falls open in shock and surprise. Was he joking with you? Were there even rules such as those? You follow as Astarion guides you to the bed, lying down and pats his lap amused, "Well? Come along, pet, I believe you have a cowboy to ride." He was serious, you thought. Nervously, you climb onto Astarion's lap, gazing down at the grinning vampire. When did he take his clothes off? You can't even comprehend a singular thought when Astarion rips your clothing off in a flash. "Must I really do everything for you, darling? I expected better from you after all of our... intimate history." Astarion says with a playful smirk. You swallow nervously once more. Why am I nervous? It's Astarion for heaven's sake...

Carefully, you grip the cowboy hat to stay on your head and sit slowly onto Astarion's thick length, letting out a moan of pleasure. "Mm...see, was that really so hard, darling? Well there's no point in stopping now, my treasure, you have a duty to fulfill!" He said with a purr. Slowly, you start rocking back and forth, finding your rhythm and start to up the speed of your hips. "Ah.. that's it pet, keep going, because I'm certainly not going to let you stop" Astarion speaks as he moans. Your eyes roll back in pure ecstasy. You rock your hips faster, feeling his length stretch your walls to his size. "Oh my sweet, d-don't forget that the hat must stay on..." He says grinning while moaning, bucking his hips eagerly for his release. You moan louder, you're certain that anyone outside would know what you're doing with Astarion is pure sin. You can feel your stomach knot and turn, your release building up. "Come on pet- fuck ...give your cowboy what he wants.." he says with moans and curses. You moan loudly as your release washes over you, your hips stuttering against Astarion's as you feel him release as well.

You both smile in pleasure at one another, removing the cowboy hat."Mm...now that was a real treat, darling..let's do that again sometime." He grins, helping you lie down and you both embrace each other's warmth.

Bad boyfriend, good fuck.

Word count: 280 ish

Tags/warnings: smut (MDNI), fem reader, toxic relationship, mating press, unprotected sex, creampie

Toji is the "you know I hate it when I'm left on read but he make it all up in the bed" type boyfriend. He will ignore your texts and calls for two or three days and then show up at your house and blow your fucking back out as an apology. He knows what he's doing too, because in a matter of minutes he'll have you too cockdrunk to remember why you were mad at him in the first place.

You'll only be able to focus on the fat head of his cock nudging against that spongy spot deep inside you that makes your toes curl. He makes sure he angles you so you can watch his cock fuck you too - having you lie on your back with your legs spread and knees pushed up so you have a good view of his thick length disappearing into your body over and over.

He wants you to know exactly what it looks like, 'cause how can you be mad at him when you're so fucked out on the sight of his cock, eight inches of girth almost thick enough to unhinge your jaw, ramming into and splitting open your tiny cunt?

He's sorry, he whispers in your ear as you drift off to sleep in his arms, basking in the afterglow of three apology orgasms and with his cum still leaking out of you. He's a piece of shit, and he'll admit it freely, but he's a piece of shit who loves you and has a dick big enough to ruin you for other guys. He just hopes that's enough to keep you around the next time he screws up.

Okay, but can't that be said about them? Answer. Yes, yes It can. So maybe before telling us to stop, go tell them to do the same ^^ Mkay thanks~

I genuinely think people like this should be banned from participating in fandoms

Because what is this?

What fights? I'm just stating facts. You said for people who believe he is straight, to stop. So why can't the same be said for the people who firmly believe he's gay? And they think people who pair him up with women should stop because they're right. Also I didn't say they shouldn't stop with Ghostsoap. I'm just say they shouldn't be hating on people who believe he's straight

I genuinely think people like this should be banned from participating in fandoms

Because what is this?

kinda dark kidnapper!konig drabble but like

if i was locked away for so long by myself and i only saw/had forced interaction with one person i’d go insane personally.

imagine your so warn down and just mentally weak from being locked away that you just slowly lose your mind a little. like fully talking to yourself/the stuffed animals konig buys you :((

but obviously konig is there to build you back up again,,, into his perfect little spouse

tw: kidnapping, mental health issues and delusions 🌾

kidnapper!farmer!könig knows what he's doing is cruel. he wakes up in the middle of the night, the sky dark and cloudy with rain splashing against the window, only barely audible as the thunder drowns it out. he checks in on you, who's supposed to be asleep by now. you're tied and chained to the end of his bed on the hard ground, talking to your stuffed animals that he'd bought you for comfort as he saw you getting lonely. he feels guilty; he's ruined you, completely destroyed your mental health and now he has to face the consequences of his actions and build you back up again...

usually, when he finds you talking to your stuffed animals in the early hours of the morning, he tells you to cut it out; that it's abnormal. he checks the chains and locks around your neck, telling you to lie down and go to sleep because you were keeping him up with your chatter. during the winter, he might offer you a place to sleep on his bed rather than the wooden ground, keeping a close eye on you the entire night and making sure you don't whisper a peep to your stuffed animals.

he feels so horrible when he catches you doing these delusional things. when he comes back with a basket full of vegetables and fruit, he finds you staring at nothing, the chain around your neck attached to the door handle on a locked door. of course, he'll comfort you, but he's surprised when you don't cry anymore and just shrug, or become unresponsive. :(

“speak to me, hase... my sweetheart, you can't keep doing this — you're worrying me.”

do sd!konig and dbf!horangi ever try to make sd!reader feel less shitty by buying her gifts? or taking her to her favourite places/trying to get her to do her favourite things if they realize she's getting a bit deppressi?

or are they like 'welp! a dicking down will cheer ya right up! :)))))))' , 'you know what will help? a baby! :)))'

they might be cruel and mean, but they know how to spoil you to make up for the horrible things they do —or so they keep hearing you moan and cry about. They’re… decent men, they’ve worked hard and fought for everything they’ve ever wanted and this isn’t different, so they might leave you alone until you recuperate. They like the squirming and struggle you put up, it really turns them on.

So, you get spoiled with clothes, random trinkets, useful stuff and days without lifting a single finger to do something. Oh, Horangi might even get you a therapist that both he and König can trust to help you through this phase.