So I've Had My Dog For About 6 Years Now, And I Still Get So Excited When I'm Going Home To Him Even

So I've had my dog for about 6 years now, and I still get so excited when I'm going home to him even when I've only been away for a couple of hours... Now that's true love 💙

I mean look at him.. how could you not love that lil guy?? 😍

who fucking litters. why do i ever see litter. who thinks that’s okay. who. who NEEDS to throw their fast food bag out the fucking window instead of waiting until they get somewhere with a trashcan. what kinda clown behavior. get fucked.

anyone please ask your crush out like this

my parrot is a fucking dumbass with no sense of self-preservation. proof? he got spooked by a pear - by all accounts a green and tasty friend - and flew into a wall to escape, but when greeted with a sink full of soapy boiling water - by all accounts a harmful, bird-killing abyss - he launched himself into it at top speed and cried when I locked him in baby jail to stop him from killing himself.