Jason: Feral Boy In His Element, Tearing Through The Battlefield, Ripping Monsters Apart With His Bare

Jason: feral boy in his element, tearing through the battlefield, ripping monsters apart with his bare hands.

Percy: I could take him.

Annabeth: Yeah in a fight.

Percy: Oh, yeah.. Yeah...watches Jason rip a monsters neck with his teeth That's what I meant...

Annabeth:...your drooling.

someone needs to steal octavian from rick riordan and give him some nice old character development but they ALSO need to make him not look like a complete angel and an innocent sweet baby boy that can do no wrong

Leo. Genuine question. How much time did you spend staring at Jason’s lips to figure that one out?

ow ow ow ow

you know What’s really sad? Hector of Troy will never be king. Hector, break of horses, Hector the Just, crown prince and heir, Hector, who loved his family more than his life, Hector, who dreamed of his son becoming greater than he, a thing very few heroes wished for, Hector, fairer than any of the Greeks, Hector. Hector will never be king, and his son will never become greater than he, and his wife cannot live a life of comfortability.

Jason Grace once again failing to beat the allegations 😂😂😂

The funniest thing about this is that I didn’t even change anything about the text, I just cut the next sentence

(What he actually says is “wow. Time warp.” because Leo is wearing the same outfit he had on when they met. Which I’d argue isn’t really any less gay because buddy, I can barely even remember what I myself was wearing two days ago. It’s been six months. Why do you still remember Leo’s outfit in such vivid detail 😂)

i honestly cannot get the idea of snape bowing sarcastically at umbridge out of my head. snape outrunning a hippogriff. snape writing poetry. severus “would you like me to do it now? or would you like a few moments to compose an epitaph?” snape. snape referring to himself in the third person when he comes up behind harry and ron in cos “or maybe, he’s waiting to hear why you two did not arrive on the school train”. snape hiding behind a suit of armor and walking out with a dramatic “it is i, severus snape!”. robes billowing. the scowling. peaceing tf out by literally throwing himself out the window.

why do people hate this man. he’s hilarious.