God Hes So Bad

god he’s so bad

"Levi is ugly in cano-" NO

I have a headcanon that when Levi first came from the underground, he didn't know the slang within the walls. Like imagine trying to flirt with him with some of the typical pick up lines? He takes it seriously.

"Damn you clean up good" You say as Levi works out, he turns his head to look at you. "Tch. Of course I do. Would be good if you could too instead of doing a shitty job of it." Your head tilts slightly and you blink confused. "No I didn't mean it like that." Levi scoffs again, having no ides that you're hitting on him. "What the fuck did you mean then? I know I can clean good." Rolling his eyes, he returns to his work out and you put your hands up in defeat. "Idiot, it means that you look good." That catches his attention. "That's fucking stupid. I prefer you telling me that I know how to clean."

PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE

If I asked everyone really nicely would you all get back into Inuyasha with me? 🥺

yesyesyesyesyesyes

you make a comment about yuta having a serial killer vibe to him and he tilts his head and goes “girls are too pretty to kill,”

Shy Makeouts with Your Fav!

Summary: You initiate a makeout as a confession and he's just putty in your hands!

Warnings: Just fluffy stuff, makeouts, sub!character, dom!reader, gn!reader

"H-Hold on..." He said, staring up at you shyly. He'd always had the softest spot for you and no matter how confident he could be, no matter how resilient- he never could tell you no. That's what had him sitting on his own bedroom floor with you in his lap, kissing down his jaw without any shame for knowing neither had confessed yet.

"Sh-Shouldn't we talk about this first...?" He asked weakly, swallowing thickly as his head rolled to the side to give you more room. This felt so taboo, and yet he had no intent to stop it. "Hey..." He shuddered while your lips brushed his throat, but his palms stayed planted on the floor.

He could never pinpoint what it was about you that made him so shy. Maybe it was you dazzling smile or the mischievous glint your eyes would have when you had an idea that would get him in trouble. Kinda like right now. You were smirking at him for above, peppering his face with kisses, giggling at his blushed cheeks and furrowed brows.

"I'm seriou- ahh..." He sighed, melting when your lips brushed the shell of his ear. Your playful giggle rang in his ears as he tried to muster the willpower to stop you, to make you talk things out with him. "W-Wait, please-" He begged, trembling under your touch, but his arms betrayed him, pulling you closer instead of pushing you away. "Just talk to me, you know I hate it when you get all cryptic..."

"What would you like me to say, big guy?" You finally mused, breath hot on his ear.

"That you like me...?" He confessed with red cheeks. "T-That you keep kissing on me because you want be my..." He didn't have the heart to finish his thought, the embarrassment becoming too much to bare.

"Oh, but I do like you..." You smirk deviously. "And I do want to be whatever it is you want me to be." You didn't miss how his infectious, dopey grin cracked across his face at your confirmation. "There's that cute smile..." You giggled, settling back into his lap as he melted against your touch like butter in a pan. "Now, where where we?"

Mezo Shoji, Fumikage Tokoyami, Mashirao Ojiro, Eijiro Kirishima, Tamaki Amajiki, Izuku Midoryia, Tenya Iida, Hanta Sero, Shoto Todoroki, Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu, Juzo Honenuki, Shihai Kuroiro, Iguro Obanai, Inosuke Hashibura, Tanjiro Kamado, Gyomei Himejima, Tomioka Giyuu, God Usopp, Roronoa Zoro, Vinsoke Sanji, Cyborg Franky, Portgas D. Ace, Spirit Albarn, Soul Evans, and whoever else you'd like!

I hope you guys like this format! I wont be doing this like this all the time, but I thought it might be a way to give yall something when I'm away for a few days at a time!

cw power imbalance + fem!reader + dubcon!

young master gojo satoru and you, the silent, brooding maid girl who's been subject of his harassment for years. you're the daughter of a fallen family - a spoil of war from a broken sorcerer clan with no family left. you do your job well - always stoic, always bitter, and painfully serious. dutiful to the point of absurdity.

you entertain gojo immensely. he can't keep his hands off of of you. the harassment has been present forever, but it escalated to sexual only recently and becomes his favorite thing to do. he says things you hate all the time. he blames you for the fact he's so uninterested in marriage these days since no one could ever be so fun. and it makes you want to claw his eyes out. stark, sharp, piercing blue eyes that keep you pinned under their gaze.

this is your destiny of course. you're stuck. you can't run. where would you even go? if your master calls, you must answer. if gojo spills tea on his pants, it's only natural you clean him off with your mouth as he asks you. if he's bored, it's your duty to pick your skirt up and let him soak the lace with his spit and fingers.

this is your life now. he is your life now. that only gets more true as he becomes the master of the house with age.

and it has been for a long time.

you shouldn't look so sad. so serious. though gojo likes that about you - always remember he utterly adores you. the kind of adoration spoiled golden boys are capable of for their favorite toys.

the kinds of toys that aren't easily broke and cost more than the average man can afford.