Last Night I Had A Dream I Woke Up To Find That My House Had Been Turned Into A Smart House With Every

Last night I had a dream I woke up to find that my house had been turned into a Smart House with every wall being a digital screen including the roof so I could see it even laying on bed and the Siri voice said “Don’t worry. You are perfectly safe in your Apple Smart Home™️” knowing I have a BIG phobia of intruders especially at night and it continued with “Let’s explore the neighborhood from the comfort of your home” so it opened google maps and accidentally zoomed past a shitty jpeg of the girl from The Ring standing outside my house and it said “ignore that”. woke up laughing

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thorsty

Some thoughts are like little parasites that get stuck in your head and the only way to get them out is to infect someone else with them

So you have no choice but to turn to someone you love and say "I'm sorry but, They should call her a legume the way she make my p nut"

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