I Love My Friends

I love my friends

reblog to give a lesbian a sword, a bi girl a dagger, and a trans girl a cool gun

Update to the Fwhimmy/Rancher/Flower Husbands AU...

To those who don't know, I've had an AU idea of sheriff Jimmy being romantically courted by three rival empires who all want his heart. Cue intense rivalry and a very flustered Jimmy trying to douse tensions from boiling over.

Today, I was thinking on some Greek myths and recalled how Eris, Goddess of Discord, set-off the domino of the Trojan War by throwing a golden apple to Athena, Aphrodite and Hera. She adds that the apple should be prized to whichever goddess is the most beautiful, setting the gods up for a lot of... shenanigans later on.

To which my brain replied "this sounds like what Joel Smallishbeans would do for fun."

So now my initial idea of Scott, fWhip, and Tango all sniping each other for Jimmy is amended as something that was planned by Joel all along. Maybe the three empires disrespected God Joel somehow and so he influenced some events in return. Through subtle ways, Joel made sure Jimmy would set up Tumble Town nearby, bringing the three rulers to know his wet-cat charm and British-western demeanor.

The result was more entertaining than he could imagine until Jimmy shows agency and starts to accept he's gone for all three emperors.

Basically, the saga of Jimmy's relationships is this image.

paraphrased because i can’t be bothered going to find the clip but lizzie saying a naughty word was kinda funny

murder cheat and fuck your way through boston so god destroys it like she did with sodom and gomorrah

okay ! i will. what prompted this though

THE VILLAINS ALSO FUCKING WON??? THEY BLEW UP THE ENTIRE SERVER???

I’m so mad about the little Kingdomcraft content on this site

LIZZIE WAS A FUCKING VILLAINESS ICE QUEEN.