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Jon's guild to caring for a Damian.

*note, this is for Jon only.

(aged up)

Keep vegan snacks with you at all times, a cranky Dami is a stabby Dami.

Also keep animal treats too, Damian will find more animals and happy Dami is not a stabby Dami.

Though he said he doesn't need hugs, give them to him for he does need them.

Remind your Damian he's not a bother nor a burden to you.

Protecc your Damian from threats, he might be able to handle himself but he's not bulletproof.

Cuddles are needed.

Kisses in the morning because he likes the joke "kiss an angel good morning". Thanks Alfred song taste.

Make sure to befriend his pets, especially the sassy batcow.

If anyone is rude to your dami, murder is fine then* (*murder is not fine, Jon doesn't advocate for murder.)

Favorite gifts are: sharp pointy things, snacks, and Nightwing relating things.

Least favorite gifts: twilight series* (*learnt it out the hard way), and candy... So far

Tee shirt stealer, hoodies too but he takes them while I am wearing them! No shame!

Likes to cook, it's his way of showing he loves me I can tell

Communication is a still working progress... We're like at 60% since meeting him and now but still keep secrets from me

Hates thunder, weird since he lives in gotham but he hates them. Cuddles seems to help him, though he will not admit it any of this.

When in loving mood he turns into a koala, very cute.

Likes high places, like seriously found him on top of the fridge sleeping. Major suspect in this habit is either Tim or Dick leaning more on Dick though.

Likes books, hours spent in libraries and books stores is enough proof.

Forehead and palm kisses flusters him

Likes calling me beloved, kinda feel like an old timer

No space in bed, he likes being close even on hot days.

Has nightmares, will try to kill you so wake up gently or if possible soothe him while asleep.

Knives. Everywhere. Found one in the underwear drawer...

Gets sick, very cuddly and whiny which is cute but he's sick which is bad.

Big pokemon nerd.

Likes being called honey, baby, sweetheart, and my little panther.

Panther = stealthy feline that are good at hunting= Damian.

Does love the mushy couple stuff but will deny this.

DAMIAN FALLING ASLEEP ON FT WITH JON WHILE HE *STILL* TRIES TO DO HIS HOMEWORK AND JON JUST WATCHES HIM WITH THE MOST BIGGEST HEART EYES ONGOD

OMFG- BRO

• damian almost always falls asleep on ft, dami just gets sleepy and jons voice is probably really nice and silky

• so he just: falls asleep

• jon loves it. he knows the tells for dames when he’s about to fall asleep, so he makes sure he slows his words down

• jon takes a lot of screenshots when they ft, he has one as his homesceeen

• JONS THE TYPE TO KISS HIS PHONE SC R E EN

• pls he kisses the camera: “ sending love bb “

• kissy faces

• “hey I was on the news today” “I know, jon” “did you see my special message (:” “yeah. a really badly drawn robin in the sky.” “….” “thank you, I liked it a lot”

• jons the type to send flowers to damian <3

• he needs to make sure his bf’s apartment was cute

• damian does the same

• as damian grows more comfortable, he begins FaceTiming jon after he had a nightmare. jon helps him through it

• jon has a really loud ringtone for Damian so he makes sure he picks it up

• look damians primarily a texted, it’s more efficient for him instead of talking

• but jon loves talking

• sometimes damian won’t talk on calls or fts, not offering a few quiet words when drawing or catching up on his studies while jon goes on and on abt things

• Dames loves his voice so he does not care

Number Five

That’s it. That’s the post.

Reblog if you agree.

I’m so fucking sick of it

Bruce Wayne IS NOT BATMAN!!! Leave the damn man alone! No offense but Bruce Wayne is a fucking idiot

Have any of your seen a single interview with him? The man legitimately didn’t believe narwhals existed

Bruce: Damians not answering his phone

Jon: Let me try

Bruce: Jon, no offense, but Dick, Jason, me, Alfred and Cass have all tried so what makes you think-

Damian: Yes, Jon?