Eating Insulation Is Probably What Made You A Runt... Love You!

Eating insulation is probably what made you a runt... Love you!

As the abomination you are how's it feel to be gay for an immortal? We're all thinking it Alto.. don't try to hide it. -W.

as the queerest abomination there is that causes haters to catch fire when they even look at me, i can say i take pride in the feeling. even if my immortal banned me from eating insulation. dammit, casserole.

Hey Bright. Dr. Gerald fell down the stairs again.

This reminded me to put that on the list of things that should have killed him.

sorry to inform you, the break room is on fire. -V. Q.'s suspiciously tall brother

I'll get marshmallows.

ASL translation: favorite color?

Not sure I have one but purple is nice at the moment I suppose along with the color of the blood of those that tried to put me in a closet with Halloween decorations... So red is also nice. I'm still not over the closet incident.

Of course. Why wouldn't I be?

no i'm not pacing from excitement or impatience. a "licensed" medical "professional" said i need to walk more for my "health".

Pringles can? PRINGLES CAN!? I have gone lengths and thought about how best to remember you and punish you if you die and you'd just put me in a Pringles jar? 😞

do you want some chicken curry, I made too much :(

sure? if it's poisoned, i know i'll survive. free food either way.