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Dating A Foreign Partner
Ot7 x Reader
Summary: How the members would handle being in a relationship with a foreign S/o.
Warnings: brief mentions of racial/cultural discrimination,
A/N: Thank you to @bethanysnow for requesting this, I hope you like it!đđ I tried to keep these a bit lighter, but if thereâs something more specific that any of you would like to see, lmk!
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Jin:
Sounds cliche, but I think he would really enjoy trying foods from where you're from, especially some of the more âunusualâ ones(I literally found out the other day that pb&j sandwiches are considered weird in Korea??)
I think you two would accidentally confuse each other with lesser known cultural differences, like when he first asks you to be official after only like two dates(which is normal in korean culture, but not so much in western dating)
Would become very aware of the prejudices and discrimination that foreign couples deal with in both your countries. Like, obviously he was aware it was an issue before, but dealing with it first hand made him realize just how much of an issue it was.
It would make his heart soo happy to see you learning how to speak Korean or embracing different parts of his culture.
(Secretly studies your native language to surprise you for your birthday or anniversary)
Yoongi:
I might be projecting a lil bit, but I can honestly see him having a foreign partner. Idk, I just see him not really paying much mind to things like race/nationality, he likes who he likes and thatâs it.
Might be a little shy about how much more comfortable you are with things like casual skinship tho, but he also kinda secretly loves it.
He would really love that youâre so direct sometimes, rather than trying to ask for things in a more roundabout âpoliteâ way that is considered proper in Korean culture. He would love that youâre to the point, like him.
Would be so flattered if you made the effort to learn Korean, grinning so big the first time he hears you use even something little like âHajimaâ correctly.
Heâd do the same with your language too. Learning about your culture would be really important to him, he wants you to know that he appreciates you and where you came from.
Hobi:
Tbh, I totally see him with a foreign partner, he would love the variety and unique energy that you bring to each other's lives.
I think he would tend to forget some of the differences in how you both grew up until you mention something more drastic like school safety drills and he has to do a double take like âwtf?!â
I think he would love how open and expressive you are about your home and culture, and loves learning about where you came from. Youâre his favorite person, he wants to know as much as possible about you!
Would have soo much fun teaching you about all the different holidays and traditions in Korea that differ from where youâre from.
Would be soo surprised if you learned to speak Korean, even if itâs just a few phrases at first. He just gets so happy and giggly hearing you speak.
Namjoon:
I think most people consider him the most likely out of the group to have a foreign partner, and tbh I kinda agree.
He would make a serious effort to learn as much about your country/culture as he could, possibly even wanting to visit there sometime with you.
Despite being pretty well versed in a lot of other cultures, he would definitely still have little moments of culture shock over random things like educational systems. Like I can imagine his surprise/confusion over the more lax approach in some schools or someone being homeschooled(hi).
Would be super impressed if you already knew some korean when you met, but if not, heâs more than happy to help you learn.
Lowkey quite protective over you, bc he knows how harsh Korean media can be towards celebrities having foreign partners.
Jimin:
Thinks your Korean is super cute! He finds it absolutely adorable the way you say certain words, and he loves the way you speak slowly and softly when youâre focused on pronouncing certain phrases correctly.
If youâre new to living in Korea, he would do his best to help you settle in and adjust to the differences in day to day life, as well as comforting you on the days when you feel homesick.
Loves learning about your culture, tho I think he would prefer learning from you than on his, just so he can watch how excited you get talking about your home.
Would be soo excited if he finds any similarities between your cultures, whether itâs how you celebrate certain holidays, or a similar dish. He loves finding those little connections.
Another who would be rather protective over you, especially if he knows you have anxieties about certain things due to public safety issues where youâre from. He just wants to make sure you to feel safe
Taehyung:
I know a lot of people see him as rather traditional when it comes to things like dating/relationships, but I could very much see him with a foreign partner, especially since he talked about wanting to live abroad at some point in the future.
I think he would find your different perspectives really refreshing, you really help broaden each other's horizons.
I honestly think he would be another who would sometimes forget the differences in how you both grew up until he brings up something and youâre like âWe never did that??â
Lowkey brags about you every chance he gets like âOh ,Y/nâs from (country name), and they were teaching me about-â
He never treats it as if youâre some sort of novelty tho, he just really loves you and wants to show you that he supports you and shares your pride for who you are and where youâre from.
Jungkook:
I think he would have a lot of fun with a foreign partner, learning about each other's cultures and sharing stories about your upbringings.
Might take him a while to adjust to things like your relationships/dynamics with other guys, just bc thatâs not quite as common in Korea, but I could see him actually really enjoying it if you fit into his friend group bc of that.
Another that would feel rather protective over you for similar reasons as Joon. If anyone so much as looks at you weird, heâs gonna shut them down soo fast.
He loves hearing you speak in your native language, thereâs something about it thatâs just so soothing and melodic about it to him. But itâs only when you're speaking, itâs not the same with anyone else.
Would ask you to teach him so that he can hear you speak it more(study dates where you help each other would be super cute and cozy)
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PRE-BOYFRIEND!YOONGI who gave you the code to his studio and lets you sleep on his couch at the end of a long day of school/work. Every day, Yoongi looks forward to your arrival at the studio, wanting to spend a portion of his day in your company, listening to your stories and making you laugh. âdonât be afraid to come in whenever you want. if i gave you the code, it's because i want you here at any time.â
PRE-BOYFRIEND!YOONGI who buys you postcards from every place he travels, no matter how many times he goes to the same place â for, even though Yoongi was there doing what he loved most, he couldn't stop thinking about the one he loved most. âi know you already have a postcard from here, but i wanted to remind you that itâs impossible not to think about you.â
PRE-BOYFRIEND!YOONGI who doesn't like seeing you talking to other men, always looking with disgust at those who tried to capture your attention. he still didn't know why he felt uncomfortable when he saw you with others, he just knew that you could do better than them. âitâs not my business, i know, but you deserve better. they probably donât even know the difference between shampoo and body wash.â
PRE-BOYFRIEND!YOONGI who sends you good morning and good night texts every day, even if the time zone between you was different. it started when Yoongi saw you knocked down by life and when he realized that his words brightened your day, he couldn't stop. âgood morning, you. remember that your soul is perfumed with the stardust that created the universe. never forget your worth.â
PRE-BOYFRIEND!YOONGI who always looks for you in the audience when he knows you went to see him in concert. even in the midst of thousands of faces screaming his name, Yoongi just looked for yours, feeling his heart warming a little when your face lit up for him. âamong billions of people, our souls decided to find each other. your presence at my concert is nothing compared to that.â
PRE-BOYFRIEND!YOONGI who finds small moments to hold your hands and feel your warmth next to him. in the turmoil that assaulted his mind, your touch seemed to calm Yoongi and he didn't mind holding your hands whenever you provoked him. ânow you canât use your hands. they will be mine forever. iâm not letting go of them anytime soon.â
PRE-BOYFRIEND!YOONGI who knows perfectly well how he feels about you, he's just afraid to say it. because of all the relationships in his life, your friendship was the most important to him, and Yoongi didn't want to lose you by confessing his love for you. âpromise that nothing between us will change. promise that you will always stay in my life. promise that even though i love you, you wonât leave me.â
au where you summon a demon (by accident) with a ouija board to have sex with you and are forced to live with the demon until thatâs fulfilled and obviously you donât want to do anything with a demon so youâre stuck with him in your house but itâs gojo and it gets so annoying being around him 24/7 that you try and have sex with him but this is the first time heâs ever had a friend so he refuses to sleep with you so he can stay
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part of the you never shop alone (ynsa) collab with @underthejoon and @kpopfanfictrash, based on this post!
summary⢠pretzel pro. most skillful tongue in the food court world. allegedly. thatâs what yoongi keeps telling you, anyway. of course, youâre reasonably skeptical of his claimsâbut if thereâs one thing that motivates the notoriously-lethargic man, itâs proving skeptics wrong. pairing⢠yoongi/reader word count⢠18.3k đąđąđđđ rating⢠18+ genre⢠smut | humor | friends to lovers | shopping mall!au warningsâ˘Â oral (female receiving), fingering, overstimulation, dirty talk, inappropriate and semi-public canoodling, very brief mention of suicide and depression (because this is a yoongific), taehyung is yoongiâs biggest fan but oc is coming for him lbrh đ
a/n⢠everybody thank @underthejoon for this gorgeous header đđ
THIS TOOK ME SO FUCKING LONG, i have NEVER written anything this long without splitting it up before in my entire life, omg. writing something this long in one go honestly made me wanna pull my hair out lmao. but we here!! we made it and itâs done and i hope you enjoy it đŠđđ mood for this fic is this song. HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOONGI, ILY đ¤§đ

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