She Left. Idk Where She Is Let's Go Hunting

she left. Idk where she is let's go hunting

why am I delivering the goods when I leaned over to you to begin with

Idk. You forgot something and had to go home.

My past week:

Visited my friends house. Friends dog tried to hump me all day

Found a PornHub Tab on my mum's phone while trying to look at the time

Found out I have a wine aunt

Also remembered I have a bunch of barley sugar drops somewhere

This is NOT my best work but fitz vacker doesn't need my best work. He just needs those teal eyes and fake British accent. I am out of things to say now have fun team enjoy homebickles KOTLC art in the year 2024

ok continuing the journey

why am I delivering the goods when I leaned over to you to begin with

Idk. You forgot something and had to go home.

cute ways to remind your boyfriend that your birthday is coming up and you would like to spend your special day with him by exploiting your local watering hole’s insane “get your age in free [food item] on your birthday” promotion:

Okay, I'm in the Northern Territory. Or should I be going through South Australia?

*leans over to you and says in a low voice*: I've got the goods

Ooh what goods.