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My Writing Flex Is Being Able To Write 4 To 6 Sentences Of Pure Genius And Then Procrastinating For The

My writing flex is being able to write 4 to 6 sentences of pure genius and then procrastinating for the better part of a week

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7 months ago

if you fuckers do the skeleton war shit again this year we’re deleting the website for real

7 months ago
ARE YOU SHITTING ME

ARE YOU SHITTING ME


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7 months ago
Favorite Problematic Character Meme- Republic Commando Series

Favorite problematic Character Meme- Republic Commando Series

mird probably gets more muddy while hunting for critters than vau ever wants to admit.  :’D


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7 months ago

Don't much care for the whole "I will no longer do this Normal Thing if I suspect someone watching me might have a fetish for it." like, y'all this is why people are censoring their damn feet in otherwise-innocuous photos.

Hate to break it to you but everything is a fetish. Drinking water? Fetish. Eating? Fetish. Sneezing? Fetish. Clearing your throat? Fetish. Burping, farting, pissing, shitting, walking, sitting, standing, having your mouth visible when you talk, making certain mouth sounds, your accent (yes yours), your skin color (yes yours), makeup, lack-of-makeup, smelling bad, smelling good, smelling neutral, hair, lips, noses, eyes, ears, chins, shoulders, necks, armpits, elbows, fingers, chests, stomachs, backs, hips, thighs, knees, knee pits, ankles, toes, soles - all fetishes. Like it or not someone somewhere will Perceive You and they will Like What They See.

And they will be silent and normal about it because guess what? Fetishes are normal and most people know how to conduct themselves around others tactfully. We only ever find out about specific fetishes as they relate to us in particular when someone is choosing to be decidedly Not Normal about it, so we assume everyone who has those fetishes is a tactless weirdo. Rookie mistake. I guarantee some of your friends have fetishes for innocuous non-sexual things too, and it doesn't make them some kind of pervert creep.

So please for fucks sake live your damn life. Don't contort your entire existence around the fear of the possibility that you might maybe possibly inadvertently turn someone on a little sometimes. This too is a fetish.

7 months ago
Captain!! Saying Stuff Like That Only Enforces That Mindset!!!
Captain!! Saying Stuff Like That Only Enforces That Mindset!!!

Captain!! Saying stuff like that only enforces that mindset!!!