This is my blog for cutesy posts and art. I've also got a nsfw blog here (if you don't like gore/ soft vore do not click the link)
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Commission For Aidynhart On FA
Commission for Aidynhart on FA
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In a dark alleyway, late at night
“Oi…are you there?”
“Of course, Gordon. What seems to be bothering you?”
“Look, nevermind that. Gimme the shit.”
“Oh I’m sorry, you mean this asparagus here?”
“GIVE IT HERE, DONKEY!!”
“Old habits die hard, don’t they, friend? Here you go. On the house, I know you’ll be back.”
“Oh fuck me that’s the good stuff.”
Commission for Landarius
Took a while, but I'm pretty happy with how it turned out :)
if you want to ask a bisexual or asexual person about their sexual history to verify that they’re queer, but you don’t want them to take it the wrong way, try this useful communication technique:
give them twenty dollars and go away.
