Showing Up Late To A Meeting With An Iced Drink Is A Power Move. Like With Hot Drinks The Cup Is Opaque

showing up late to a meeting with an iced drink is a power move. like with hot drinks the cup is opaque and people cant tell the temperature so they dont know how long ago you got it. maybe its hours old. maybe you just got caught in traffic. who can say. but iced drinks. its clear. they can see the ice. they can see if its still frozen. they look you in the eye and they know you were standing in line fifteen minutes ago and made the conscious, deliberate decision to get a mocha frap instead of being on time. and then you made ANOTHER conscious, deliberate decision to bring it into the meeting with you, informing everyone in attendance that on your list of priorities, each and every one of them ranks firmly below one (1) mocha frappuchino.

imagine your otp

This joke’s already been done earlier this week, but I still wanted to post my take on it anyway.

this is a recreation of the worst billboard ive ever seen in my entire life. i couldnt quite capture the unbelievably disturbing look in the rats eyes though

Reference for Retto, final version

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