My First Goblin Experience Was Getting Those Lil Plastic Treasure Chests At The Dentist To Put Ur Baby

my first goblin experience was getting those lil plastic treasure chests at the dentist to put ur baby teeth in and instead putting any small shiny in there and carrying it around and occasioanlky peeking in and chuckling to myself

these shits

peak goblin culture

my advice for a haunting? real solid 100% foolproof Ghost Advice™? every time something creepy happens, turn in the direction of whatever it was, pause a moment, then slowly lick ur lips and say “…do that again” in ur most seductive voice. the ghost will feel very awkward and leave immediately. 

Ah the free market at work. (Similar to when I went to CVS to pickup a 90$ prescription and they had their own generic version for 7.99).

there’s a fucking furry at the mall!!!!

This is so wholesome

I’m the real estate agent that sells obviously haunted houses to nice white families that want to get away from it all.