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If your cat stares at the wall

Call their name. They always know what you’re saying, trust me.

If they do not respond (i.e look at you), check for a bug. Cats can speak to bugs. They’ll try to eat the bad ones.

If there is no bug, try and remember if your house has a Thing. The knowledge will be covered, it doesn’t want you to know. It’s in your mind if you look.

Do not pet the cat. They are trying to protect you. Let them do so.

The cat will keep you safe. They love you.

If the cat turns to look at you, and does not blink, the Thing has moved. Walk calmly out of the room. Leave the cat.

Remember #5. The Thing wants you to forget.

If this behavior continues for more than two hours, leave the house.

Burn it. Start upstairs, light a curtain near an outlet.

Your cat will be waiting by the door, as always. Take them with you.

Contact HGK477. They will know what to do. The Thing will know when they are coming and flee.

If HGK477 can’t find the Thing, that’s good. It won’t bother you again.

If your cat continues to stare, always seemingly at something right behind you, leave your hometown and never look back. Keep no ties with humans or Things. Just keep your cat.

HGK477 is not liable if the fire spreads. Cast wards for your neighbors’ protection and to make it appear to be an electrical fire.

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one of my final college assignments! we were given a small excerpt of The Circus of Dr. Lao to let it inspire a totally new story. i wrote a short story about a young boy and an ancient water serpent! 💧

PART ½ —> PART 2/2

so a witch curses a princess that wronged her but…

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I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY MIND AFTER READING THIS PLEASE READ IT

What if humans are the only species with teeth?

Human: Struggling with wrapping on ration pack.

Alien: Do you require assistance human Andy?

Andy: (With a mouth full of plastic) Na I’ve got it.

Riiiiippppp

See?

Alien: Loses her shit.

*****

Alien looking at a caramel apple: Soooo you eat this?

Human: Yes we love them!

Alien: But they’re so hard. How do you consume them?

Human: Well yeah sometimes people do break teeth on them.

Alien: I’m sorry you can break your mouth bones on them but you eat them anyway!!??!

Human (Already biting into it): Mhuh.

*****

Evil alien: We have you now human!

Human: OH HELL NO YOU UGLY LITTLE SHITS YOU AINT GOT ME YOU THINK HUMANS ARE EASY TO KILL YOU’VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMING YOU…

Evil alien captain: Shut it up will you!

Evil alien: Yes sir OWWWW!

Evil alien captain: What just happened?!!? WHY IS THE HUMAN ESCAPING!!!?!!??

Evil alien: Humans have mouth bones.

Evil alien captain: ARE YOU KIDDING ME WHY DO HUMANS HAVE MOUTH BONES??!!!!???