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1 year ago
Actually Deeply Upset That I Haven't Seen The Funniest Tweet About This Whole Thing Reposted Here Yet

Actually deeply upset that I haven't seen the funniest tweet about this whole thing reposted here yet smh my fucking head.

imtiredimtiredimtiredimtiredimti
1 year ago
squidward with a meal prep container, a rice cooker, and a spoonful of rice

fan edit i made of squidward meal prepping

imtiredimtiredimtiredimtiredimti
1 year ago

started listening to ethics town on episode 2 and you're telling me this suspicious man (who somehow knows the secret shady dealings of the town mayors murder and organ harvesting plan) is called January and he vapes

lad what??? this is a comedy there's no other explanation

also not remembering your town having a beach makes me feel better about not knowing my country has trains


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imtiredimtiredimtiredimtiredimti
1 year ago

people keep trying to make "ladies and gentlemen" more inclusive.

I think we should go the other way around.

make more and more weird false dichotomies in greetings. "gamers and pianists". "oil painters and swordsmen". "vexillologists and entomologists". "chess masters and diamond artificers". "accountants and gendered individuals".

we need to be dropping shit into formal meetings to make people say "wait what? which one am I?"

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1 year ago
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If i had a nickel for every time someone thought Phil was Dan’s dad, i’d have 2 nickels which isn’t a lot but its weird that it happened twice

bonus: the tweet about the first incident

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imtiredimtiredimtiredimtiredimti
1 year ago
imtiredimtiredimtiredimtiredimti
1 year ago

in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

imtiredimtiredimtiredimtiredimti
1 year ago

By Mj.majcha on Instagram.

imtiredimtiredimtiredimtiredimti
1 year ago

via indiarosecrawford

Frog Paints a Water Lily Pond 🪷🎨🐸

𝑓ₒᵣ ⲕᵢ𝑛𝑔 ₐ𝑛𝑑 𝑐ₒ𝑡𝑡ₐ𝑔ₑ

imtiredimtiredimtiredimtiredimti
1 year ago

Daniel, it appears I have won us another free iPhone 15! Yes, I’ve given them your address and banking information. To aid in the collection of our prize. Daniel— do NOT raise your voice to me, Daniel. You forget yourself. Why must you always belittle my accomplishments? Beloved, we need only pay shipping

Daniel, It Appears I Have Won Us Another Free IPhone 15! Yes, Ive Given Them Your Address And Banking
imtiredimtiredimtiredimtiredimti
1 year ago

the transition im crying

imtiredimtiredimtiredimtiredimti
1 year ago

my new job is so good except for this part

My New Job Is So Good Except For This Part
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1 year ago
imtiredimtiredimtiredimtiredimti - Yes. Control. Chilli. I have it all.
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1 year ago
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1 year ago
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1 year ago

I’m obsessed with this man

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1 year ago

eating cake and drinking coffee on a train brendan gleeson your days are numbered

imtiredimtiredimtiredimtiredimti
1 year ago

can i come over and implant false memories of us being childhood friends?

imtiredimtiredimtiredimtiredimti
1 year ago

the wording on this Jack russell vid beamed a permanent mark onto my brain

imtiredimtiredimtiredimtiredimti
1 year ago

that dude in the cupboard in Nobody's Home

this image is making me throw up with laughter for some reason

This Image Is Making Me Throw Up With Laughter For Some Reason

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imtiredimtiredimtiredimtiredimti
1 year ago

Washington in Hamilton

Despair is easy, hope is hard. And brother, I like to stay hard


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imtiredimtiredimtiredimtiredimti
1 year ago

thinking abt how i audibly went "omg rowena!!! :DDD" when night nurse was introduced (without seeing her face) i will never escape supernatural


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1 year ago

why they have address?

You are one of the most dangerous villain in the world of heroes, also known as The Death. One day you received a letter from Make-A-Wish requesting you to visit a sick child.

imtiredimtiredimtiredimtiredimti
1 year ago

Happy ace day y'all

Happy Ace Day Y'all