BE EVIL AND KILL AND KILL AND KILL AND THEN DIE MISERABLY

BE EVIL AND KILL AND KILL AND KILL AND THEN DIE MISERABLY

im bored and high (editors note i am sober but i started this when i was high) so heres my list of

Lifesteal SMP Season 6 members who I think can say the F Slur and if they say it

(Itemized by what order I remember them in)

(Also I colour coded their names)

Patch Notes: so apparently ro just was not on the list so i put him back i swear he was dawg i am never doing one of these in text form again

PrinceZam: Can say it, does not say it, but has probably said it before

Clownpierce: Can say it, would not say it

baconnwaffles0: Can not say it, says it regardless of what the woke left thinks

PlanetLord: Can say it, called Bacon it once

Kaboodle: She could. She wouldn't. But she could.

Pangi: He probably could, but he would refer to it with the cigarette emoji unironically

Derapchu: Can say it, ACTIVELY says it

Squiddo: I don't think she knows what it means

Reddoons: Can say it, doesn't say it

Ashswag: Can say it, does say it

JumperWho: Can say it, but when you hear it from her, which is rare, it sounds like a term of endearment

Pentar: Can say it, has probably only said it one or two times

Wemmbu: Can say it, frequent sayer

ChiefXD: I'd imagine he can say it, but doesn't use it

FlameFrags: Can say it, uses it as a term of endearment

rekrap2: Can potentially say it, but I don't think he ever would

Woogiex: Has probably offhandedly said it a few times casually. He can say it.

Manepear: Can't say it. Sorry he reminds me of the cishet guys from my old school (endearingly)

Mapicc: Can say it, no doubt has said it to Zam without hesitation

roshambogames: He can say it, probably does say it, its debatable

SpokeIsHere: Can say it, says it only to close friends during bits probably. If he just met you he probably wouldnt say it but if hes just with friends you would probably hear it be screamed at someone from a mile away

hannahxxrose: She doesnt strike me as a slur sayer but tbf I dont know her well

Leowook: Can say it, he has definitely looked somebody in the eye and said it right to their face

Poafa: Im not sure if he can say it, probably doesnt

Midmysticx: Can say it, maybe to her close friends she says it. Not often though

4CVIT: Can say it, doesnt say it because he thinks he cant

Jepexx: Can say it, says it often

YeahJaron: He PROBABLY could, but if he could then I dont know if he knows he could. Likely would not say it.

TheTerrain: Can't say it, does not say it

ECorridor: Can say it, has said it once before, and only once

SB737: Can't say it

Spepticle: Can probably say it, does not say it but he totally could

MinuteTech: He can say it, and he does, but I imagine he would limit himself

Roshambo themed doodle dump ft stuff from July, September and October

have been very behind on the lore but i think this is what kab, red, and hannah have going on according to the few things i know of it

lifesteal members react to you having a tapeworm

zam: *turns away to hide his blush* i’ve always wanted a partner with a tapeworm…

parrot: DONT JOKE ABOUT THAT!!!!!!!!!

clownpierce: *goes yandere* i-i’m the only one allowed in your guts

ashswag: tch… that’s so fucking unepic. we’re through [y/n]. you lose the internet. kek.

branzy: you weren’t suppose to know about that. *slaps you around*

minute: this is such a pain in the ass

roshambo: *games*

mapicc: um……. okay

vitalasy: *slurps the tapeworm out of your mouth and into his stomach* mmm!! yummy snack. thanks [y/n]

violence? WOOO!! lifesteal.

so, you heard about a silly little server called lifesteal. maybe u wanna try watching it. well what if i told u that we here at lifestealblr have put together a helpful guide to help you succumb to the poisons start watching the server?? join us we are very normal

so! lifesteal! first, a summary. lifesteal is a server where when u die, you lose a heart off your permanent health bar. when you kill another player you gain a heart. heres a list to sum it up:

dying loses you a heart

killing someone else gains you a heart

losing all your hearts = dead and gone from the series, unless youre revived

you can revive dead players through gay sex crafting a special item

you can withdraw hearts from your healthbar and give them to other players

still have questions? heres a better explanation. ok moving on

lifesteal smp has FOUR seperate seasons so far!! the players are the same, give or take a few people. so, where to start?

first, you don't need to watch the seasons in order. you don't need to know anything about previous seasons to watch lifesteal. start with whatever season you want!! that being said, i'd advise starting on season three or season four (the current season) as they are the most popular.

anyways, if you want to just start watching: here is the link to the playlist containing every lifesteal video on youtube, seasons 1-4 here is the link to the playlist containing every season 3 lifesteal video here is the link to the playlist containing every season 4 lifesteal video

[thank you to @a4g and @aroaceacacia for creating and maintaining the lifesteal s1-4 & lifesteal s3 and the lifesteal s4 playlists, respectively]

HOWEVER

if you'd like to start out slow, pick one lifestealer and start watching them!! honestly, the best way to get into it is just to find a guy (or ten) that you like watching and watch their videos!

a note- i am tagging the user who created each propaganda post so that if people change their urls, you will still be able to find the post. theyre definitely NOT the lifestealers themselves lol. also, some of these are not finished! however this has been sitting in my drafts for six months and i need to post it for my own mental health

i should make this a google docs actually. might do that sometime if i get motivation. but anyways, without further ado:

looking for redstone? mrcube (@tater-noodle)

want to feed the adhd? no rlly if u want adhd fuel watch ashswag (@cherubium)*

ever wanted to see capitalist technoblade? reddoons (@bearandhoney-com)

do you want a new cringefail streamer? itzsubz (@rendogdomesticated)

what about a paranoid escape master? rekrap (@vanivanvanilla)

loyalty and storylines to get invested in? leowook (@totallynotrico)

everyone's favorite special little guy? planetlord (@getwoold)

want gay people or pranks? then go watch branzy (@pacificseaotter)

the server's best PVPer? clownpierce [NEEDED] (NOT TAKEN)

1/3 of a whole idiot on a permanent YouTube grind? baconwaffles (@aroaceacacia)

local bird man done with everyone's shit? parrot (@getwoold)

the local funky hand guy? roshambo (@techno-in-a-boat)

background character incarnate? poafa (@simply-scrolling)

the special little guy who can and will kill you? spepticle (@cogmented)

quirky smiley guy who'll kill you? princezam (@vanivanvanilla)

incomprehensible violence! mapicc! (@cogmented)

sillay liddol guy? Creechur™️? pangi [NEEDED] (NOT TAKEN)

DRAGON GUYY!!! vortexdragon. (@vanivanvanilla)

lifesteal's local polar bear? woogie (@tater-noodle)

stuborrn, endearing guy who likes a challenge? jaron (@aroaceacacia)

cringefail foxboy streamer? vitalasy (@rendogdomesticated)

the walking pride flag guy? spoke (@a4g)

"annoying little brother" but endearing? mcclutch!! (@simply-scrolling)

chaotic rascal who loves doing events? midmystic!! (@xxswagcorexx)

awesome visuals and serious storylines? terrain!! (@cherubium)

*my girlfriend's favorite lifestealer and approved by multiple friends of mine with adhd. i really do recommend him just in general.

also, please do go check out the blog of everyone who helped me with this, they're all amazing!!!