Inanimatefan1 - Inanimate TF

You did say you liked the Nike logo, right? You got a little kink for it or whatever, used to get all hot and bothered when you’d see me wearing gear with the swoosh on it. That’s fuckin weird, bro, but who am I to judge? Now you get to be branded with that swoosh, bro, covered all over with it, as my new pair of underwear. When my dad taught me this spell to transform dudes into anything I want, he said you’d still be alive, just trapped as that thing forever. So what better thing to turn you into than my Nike undies?

Oop, farted a lil bit bro, my bad. Guess you got no choice but to suck that one down, since your face is just Nike swoosh covered fabric stretched out on my big ass now. Your nose is probably right there on the seam, and my balls are filling out where your mouth used to be. You love this.

If you don’t? Who cares. Your life as you know it is over, you’re just my underwear now, bro.

You’re looking for Logan, bro? He’s right here. Team Buffalo. Turned him into my new singlet. That’s what he gets for disrespecting Coach and the team. He’s got a good stretch to him. He’s still alive in this thing, too. He can hear us talking about him, he can see himself being filled out by me when I look in the mirror, he can see his face branded with the Buffalos logo, he can taste my sweat and smell my ass and balls. He probably feels pretty good, too, being made of stretchy spandex, on my body. I know that fag boy loves his new life, deep down. Don’t you, bro? Oop, just farted, eat that one up for me, Logan. Absorb that stink for me. Thanks, singlet, you’re much more useful this way.

A regrettable mistake for these three friends. The union is not necessarily strength, but a pair of socks and boxers for Jacob who took pleasure in tormenting his opponents after their transformation. He likes to hear them lamenting their fate, but too late for them! Now they won't bother anyone on campus.