
i like postal i do NOT like irl shooters tcc leave me alone plz!!coolest lurker ever
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ignoring my last post but p2 with seasons in the abyss đ¤¤đ¤¤đ¤¤ they will have to rip apocalypse weekend from my cold dead hands its so fun idc what anyone says i prefer it to the normal week

dude why is like everyone in the postal fandom leaving like RIGHT after i decided to get into the fandom side am i cursed

THIS HAPPENS EVERYBTIME
been seeing a lot of people leave postal fandom and it makes me very sad.
as much as it sucks to see bad people i think we all just need to block, ignore, and move on.
most of the tccers/zero dayers in the postal fandom donât know ANYTHING about postal and the franchise and thatâs very clear with the content that they post. So donât let them get you down.
Keep having fun and donât let them taint your view of POSTAL, as long as it matters to you thatâs what is important. 8^)
I wish you all well even in this hard time.

nu metal hands sorry helooks so cute
Design for an upcoming item, details later!



why does my medulla oblongata hurt
postal dude(s) would like this album


i don't have a cool culture to draw her in for the trend but uhh. hatsu-knight miku
edit: @hanaa-yousef has asked me to include the link to her fundraiser; please donate or share to help her and her family to safety! (this is a vetted gofundme, you can check for yourself)

more people should start drawing Skwisgaar like heâs in a 80âs/90âs dark fantasy movie, that goes for all of Dethklok tbh maybe I just love Dark Fantasy and Dethklok but whateva
[CAR CRASH] [GLASS SHATTERING] âGOOD LORD!â [GENERAL COMMOTION] [BABY CRYING] âWAAAAH WAAAAHâ [YELLING] [POLICE SIRENS] WEEWOO WEEWOO [HELICOPTERS] âWEâRE REPORTING LIVE-â [EXPLOSION] âMY LEG... MY LEG...â

klokateer oc đ¤žđĽđď¸

uhm im sorry
Nobody talks about how fucking cool Edgar and Eric Jomfru are and it's actually so sad.
These guys attended EVERY Dethklok show, with ZERO injuries, meaning they traveled the entire world. Not only that, they turned it into a business- They sold merch on their website, which had hundreds of thousands of daily views. That's fandom clout you can never even dream of.
They had the balls to stand there and threaten Dethklok for money. After Eric is shot, Edgar still has enough drive to somehow evade several snipers and be captured alive, plot his escape, swim out with a kid on his back, and become an international terrorist capable of literal mind control. He lived with a guy who spent his entire life in near-perfect solitude and they seemed to get along pretty well. Imagine their little domestic day to day life, between the revengence.
He escaped a horde of angry burn victims, once again alive, infiltrated Mordhaus (and lived AGAIN) to take the brute force route of shooting Dethklok with a gun (Magnus could never) and was still able to put his hatred aside when he realized this isn't what Eric wanted.
Despite everything Dethklok put Edgar Jomfru through he was able to put aside his hatred (and he still says they make him sick to his stomach, in DSR) and admit they meant something to him- to his brother, to a lot of people- and were part of a greater whole that he didn't have a right to destroy. Something he was ultimately willing to put personal grudges aside and die for.
He and his brother dropped out of HARVARD to follow a metal band on the road and by all we're shown, their only regret was being hit by a drunk driver. They still made what looks to be a pretty comfortable, possibly even rich (concert tickets ain't cheap for Dethklok) lifestyle for themselves.
Edgar is never once truly inhibited by his disability and never allows it to define him, and it ISNT the source of his rage, or the start of his character arc. Do you know how rare that is?
They start off as typical toxic fans who have made their livelihood by feeling entitled to someone else's work, only to end up with a deeper respect for them as people and for their output as real art with meaning to the world. They could've been NASA scientists or some other kind of mad genius, but instead, they followed their passion for metal and that's honestly badass? Also they're from Ohio so you know they're self starters because there's fuck all to do there.
They never lose their virginity because they never lose, period.
hoping I don't get banned for this
cum on your face?? yes of course!!! spit on the tip?? yes sir!! anything sir! doggy style? sixtynine??? ridding? humping? missionary?? leapfrog?? ass up?? reverse cowgirl?? louts?? helicopter??sloppy toppy? toe sucking? oral?? anal??? food play??? off the walls? on the floor? on the desk? on a window??? on the roof? carpet? kitchen? cock all up in my mouth? yes i'll suck it right then and there!! till my eyes roll back, til my jaw falls out, til my lungs give out, till my body is deprived of all liquids, till my hair goes gray, till the dick crooked, till my teeth fall out, til we both pregnant, till i go bald, till?âŚnah we never stopping. iâll stroke the very last breath out of him. spasming, twitching, crying, begging, screaming, hair pulling, mind blowing sex.

this fucking PICTURE OH MY GOD.
#when worlds collideâŚ..

My chemical romance yooo





I'm going to be vulnerable here for a second.
I think this is the hottest Murderface has ever been on the show. It physically does not get better than this for him canonically.

It's the fucking purple shadowing around his eyes with the very intense green eye color. Those eyes are half lidded (almost like bedroom eyes), and he isn't scowling like he normally does. The blood is just an extra touch, honestly. LOOK I JUST LOVE HIM OK??

Those puppy eyes⌠I hate him


Damn
im gonna try soooo hard to find that melody on bass just you wait
the âreach with my open handâ melody in SOS being used in other songs from the movie actually kills me like
AND ITS IN CHALLENGE OF THE SONG OF SALVATION WHEN THE SONG HASNT BEEN WRITTEN YET BECAUSE ITS THERE THE WHOLE MOVIE. BECAUSE KNUBBLER WAS RIGHT. BECAUSE IT WAS ALREADY INSIDE THEM.
AND ITS THERE AGAIN IN ONLY A GOD WHEN THEY USE THE DETHLIGHTS AND ALSO OH MY GOD THE GUITARS TOWARDS THE END OF ONLY A GOD COMING IN WITH JUST RYTHYM AND THEN SKWISGAAR COMES IN AND THEN THEY FADE OUT WITH THE REST OF THE BAND IT GETS ME EVERY TIME
oh and also nathans first song of salvation (aortic desecration) practically being named heartbreak with lyrics like this its pretty much a breakup song (probably from abigail STILL)

anyways this is my first time posting on tumblr ever hiiiiii â¤ď¸
the âreach with my open handâ melody in SOS being used in other songs from the movie actually kills me like
AND ITS IN CHALLENGE OF THE SONG OF SALVATION WHEN THE SONG HASNT BEEN WRITTEN YET BECAUSE ITS THERE THE WHOLE MOVIE. BECAUSE KNUBBLER WAS RIGHT. BECAUSE IT WAS ALREADY INSIDE THEM.
AND ITS THERE AGAIN IN ONLY A GOD WHEN THEY USE THE DETHLIGHTS AND ALSO OH MY GOD THE GUITARS TOWARDS THE END OF ONLY A GOD COMING IN WITH JUST RYTHYM AND THEN SKWISGAAR COMES IN AND THEN THEY FADE OUT WITH THE REST OF THE BAND IT GETS ME EVERY TIME
oh and also nathans first song of salvation (aortic desecration) practically being named heartbreak with lyrics like this its pretty much a breakup song (probably from abigail STILL)

anyways this is my first time posting on tumblr ever hiiiiii â¤ď¸
edit: THE MELODY IS IN THE STAINED GLASS PROPHECY TOO ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME