I Like To Think She Joined The Order Recently. She Needed To A Way To Make Some Money After The Divorce,

I like to think she joined the Order recently. She needed to a way to make some money after the divorce, and stumbled onto a demon bar looking for a job, and someone suggested she join as a joke. But she'd been thinking about getting a gun anyway, and thought What the hell, why not?

Soon, she's the Order's top assassin. Turns out, Demon Made Of Fire and Guy Who Invades Peoples Dreams just can't compete with her power of 'just shoot them with a gun'.

I love that the scariest assassin in What's My Line is just Woman With Gun. Like, the bug guy is spooky, but turning to bugs is actually a pretty innefficient assassination technique compared to Gun Lady's strategy of:

1) Find target and 2) Shoot them with gun

The Dark Age thoughts:

Willow, on Giles and Jenny: "Feel the Passion" no Willow don't say that that's the name of an episode you're doing forshadowing

The magic as drugs metaphor is embarrassingly on the nose and afterschool special-y. Thankfully, this is the last time in Buffy the Vampire Slayer this problem ever occurs

Buffy trusting Angel to take the box of blood to the hospital. You can see the gears in his head turning. "Am I seriously going to do this? Just because she asked? And, I guess, to be a good person? ... Goddamnit." Another decent showing for Angel being a vaguely functioning person.

Eyghon-Jenny better not awaken anything in m-- Wait, no. Already awakened. Forget I said anything.

'Ripper' really does basically amount to 'Giles was young once'. And he's going to continue feeling great shame over that fact for the rest of the series.

Look at Willow, taking charge! Sure, she didn't know her plan would work, and she risked Angel's life for it, but everything worked out, so it's fine.

favorite comedies that ended too soon ≡ Santa Clarita Diet (2017-2019)

“People can be sweet and dangerous. Example, us. Also, koala bears.”

I love that the scariest assassin in What's My Line is just Woman With Gun. Like, the bug guy is spooky, but turning to bugs is actually a pretty innefficient assassination technique compared to Gun Lady's strategy of:

1) Find target and 2) Shoot them with gun

Giles and Ethan should've got back together in A New Man if only bc it would've been extremely funny for Buffy to pick up yet another useless father figure to let her down at pivotal moments but in goofier ways

the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire

icarian task: when you have a task you know you’re going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down

cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW won’t listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)

feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated