It's Always Bad For Adults To Interact With Minors, Which Is Why When I Was Born My Mother Was Positioned

it's always bad for adults to interact with minors, which is why when I was born my mother was positioned at the window and I was birthed down a giant slip n slide that safely transported me to the hospital grounds, where I was quickly accepted and raised by a gang of feral babies who were born under similar circumstances. and that's why my posts are so bad

We rewatch Buffy the Vampire Slayer, each time hoping that this time, it might be different; this time, maybe Xander will just fuck a dude and stop being so insufferable.

People voting for 'clone' is my Walrus Fairy.

Like, finding out you're a clone is just finding out you've got an older identical twin somewhere. Finding out you're a robot throws everything you know about the very nature of your existence into question.

And, like, I get wanting to be a cool robot. I wouldn't necessarily mind finding out I was a robot, depending on the circumstances. But it's definitely way more fucked up than just being a clone.

I'm sure this won't go anywhere.

Vamp Neil AU: After he gets sired, his IT skills make him a sought after henchman, who goes on to work for for every Big Bad - so in every villain scene, he's around somewhere, saying things like "Mondays, am I right?" and "Working hard or hardly working?"

Eventually, due to a series of unlikely coincidences, his soul is restored and he moves to LA to work for Wolfram and Hart. S5 of Angel is about the deep rivalry between Angel, Spike, and Neil.

I have a weird amount of affection for this random one-scene character. He's like the living embodient of the phrase "hump day".

I posted my first ever fanfic!

Title: Haircut, Home & Heaven

Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Faith Lehane/Buffy Summers)

Summary: Truthfully, it’s impossible to know. Buffy can’t remember if they had felt like this before they jumped from Glory’s tower. Maybe that’s when it started. Or maybe their body hadn’t felt like it was truly Buffy’s since they were fifteen years old on the steps of Hemery High, getting called as a slayer. Being told that you’re being imbued with supernatural abilities is bound to irrevocably change your relationship with your own body.   - - -

In which Buffy explores their relationship to their own identity, gives themself a haircut, and then comes out to Faith.

You can read it on AO3!