*sobbing Into My Palms*

*sobbing into my palms*

thinking of dad!nanami consoling his toddler. his baby girl on his lap, her cheeks so red and she’s sniffling while rubbing her eyes with her tiny hands. nanami kisses her forehead, continues to ask her what’s wrong, continues to soothe her worries away with lovely words…but she can’t speak yet so she babbles out her responses while he brushes the locks of her soft hair away from her face. he hums and nods his head, knuckles wiping away the tears as he cradles her for a hug, and you’re the only one who picked up on the fact that the reason why he can calm her down is because the sound of his deep voice comforts her and assures her that she’s safe when he’s around 😞😞😞😞😞😞

i just had this idea for LE, what if baby gojo needs to start potty training but little mochi is scared because he thinks he'll fall into the hole of the toilet and get flushed down there and get abandoned and never see his parents again😞😞

“nooo!”

gojo is at loss as his baby squirms violently in his arms, as if using all his little energy to get out of his grasp, looking absolutely terrified of the sitting chair before him.

“what ‘no’?” he stares at his munchkin with a frown. “you want to pee, don’t you? you can’t hold it in forever.”

his 15-month son is scrunching up his face, his eyes glistening with an onset of tears, lips wobbly and he keeps glancing at his papa and the hole of abyss in the middle of that potty chair.

gojo notices it then.

“are you afraid that you will fall?” he asks incredulously, almost snorting. “you won’t. you’ll sit there, pee, and i’ll help you stand.”

“…?”

“unless i flush you down there, you won’t, okay?”

hearing the word ‘flush’, your baby’s eyes go wide as saucers and he almost wails—

“i won’t flush you!” gojo soothes his kid in panic. “what would i gain from it? if anything, your mama will cook me afterwards.”

his son clutches his shirt then and gojo’s heart melts at how scared he is. sometimes he does wonder, what’s up inside a baby’s mind? does he think toilet is like a slide going to black hole?

“if you hate the potty chair so much… what do you suppose you do?” gojo ruffles his hair, resigning. “you can’t wet the sheets everyday, i’m tired of hanging and drying it.”

your baby blinks his tears away, and points at him.

“pee. papa.”

“huh?”

“pee. papaaa!”

“—?! you want to pee on me?! where’s that logic from?!”

“Hey, I found your blog on Tumblr-”

my sensitive ass really notices every small change in tone, conversations, lack of interest from people & i take that shit to heart

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.