Shirt That Says My Childhood Drags Behind Me Like A Dead Body

shirt that says my childhood drags behind me like a dead body

Amazingness 🫠; I literally had to tell myself to slow down. I hope anyone coming across this reads it. And I’m about to devour the author’s masterlist in one sitting 🥴

Office Hours (M)

Chapters

01: Introduction (12,204 words) | read on ao3 02: Syllabus (11,012 words) | read on ao3 03: Textbook (12,036 words) | read on ao3 04: Exams (13,266 words) | read on ao3 05: Project (11,471 words) | read on ao3 06: Final (13,486 words) | read on ao3 Total Word Count: 73,475

Summary

When you’re an early career researcher who has just broken up with the love of your life, who is desperately trying to keep your lab afloat, and who is still embattled in a years-long feud with the hotshot professor down the hall for the only tenured spot that will make itself available at this top tier university in at least the next decade, you really don’t have any choice but to save the emotions for another time. You don’t expect them to bubble up and out of you when you have a particularly rough day, and you certainly don’t expect refuge in the arms of your rival. But crazier things have happened in darkened hallways and behind closed office doors.

Excerpt

Neither of you stop until you’ve explored every corner of his office and start to notice the morning rays streaming in through the shades and making horizontal, thin, yellow lines. Both of you are on the floor, on your backs, bodies spent and aching, tired eyes staring up at the sunlit patterns on the old, cheap ceiling.

You can already hear your fellow faculty grumbling into their offices and some students chattering eagerly throughout the halls, all of them getting ready for another day of learning.

Namjoon checks his watch. “Guess we’re both canceling our 8 AM classes,” he whispers.

You laugh softly. “After that, I’m canceling my whole day.”

“Good. Me too, then.”

You turn your heads to look at each other.

Just over twenty-four hours ago, both of you were looking into each others’ eyes from across a conference room table, screaming that the other would shut up. Now, you realize that there are so many more questions to ask, and that you desperately want to find out each other’s answers.

Pairings: Namjoon x Reader; Jin x Reader

Genres: Grad School AU / E2L / Friends / Fluff / Smut / Humor / Angst / Professor!Namjoon / Professor!Jin / Professor!Reader / Grad Students!Yoongi, Hobi, Jimin, and Taehyung / College!Jungkook 

Rating: 18+ / Explicit / Mature

Pairings: Namjoon x Reader

Content Warnings: Hard and soft smut, questionable workplace ethics, some academic jargon so if you hate that shit this won’t be for you lol, competition, angst, jealousy, mental health especially as it relates to academia, grad school stress, tenure stress, obviously I’m processing grad school through my writing lol

Taglist 💜: permanent @purpleheartsfortae @btseditsworld | office hours  @iron-sass @jwlmnbt @spookyricewithsoysauce @bangtaened-army @aliceollormusic @thisisval @notindisguise​ (taglist closed!)

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🖇 synopsis:

— known for your body and surrounded by rumors about your sex life… rumors that he doesn’t think to doubt. until he’s meeting you… forced to realize there’s much more to you then the thonged shorts and lacy costumes.

(or, you’re a video vixen with an assumed identity and jungkook manages to see past it.)

pairing: gamer(fuckboi)!jungkook x video vixen(virgin)!reader

fic type: social media au

side ships: sope (?)

genre: a gross amount of fluff :( smut!! // some angst mixed in ofc.

disclaimer: jungkook’s friends are real assholes nd some of the things they say are… ehhh :/ i’m sure the actual 97gc is nothing like this - this is strictly for story telling purposes!!

updates: everyday. (please don’t ask!!)

A/N: timestamps make sense throughout the fic. if u want to be added to the tag list, send me an ask! + if you’ve asked to be on my permanent taglist, you do not need to ask to be added to this one !!

parts:

prologue

character profiles: 97 liners

character profiles: jungkook nd his hyungs

character profiles: yn nd crew

part one: open house

part two: basic geometry

part three: kinda cute

part four: status report

part five: bro code gods

part six: worthy opponent

part seven: birthday dinner

part eight: broke boi

part nine: moving funny

part ten: just hanging out

part eleven: formal setting

part twelve: romance factor

part thirteen: fourth wheel

part fourteen: pretty boy

part fifteen: bare minimum

part sixteen: kiss me

part seventeen: devoted hoes

mini time jump: always careful

bonus: ruined me

time jump: come over

part eighteen: balls deep

part nineteen: being gross

part twenty: food demon

part twenty-one: 190718 yn

part twenty-two: fucking yoongi

part twenty-three: keep going

part twenty-four: real different

part twenty-five: random fuck

part twenty-six: traumatically destructive

part twenty-seven: shit show

Dear BigHit,

I need more of this :)

I have no grander ambitions in life I simply want to live with people I love, play videod Game, and sink my teeth into all the kinds of eatery on this earth