Joonie Doing The Eye Thing

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━━ NSFW A-Z: TAEHYUNG ver.

pairing: taehyung x fem!reader.

rating: 18+

genre: pwp?

word count: 1,6k

note: not proofread cause it’s 4:30am and i don’t know what the hell i’ve been doing all night. btw i will reply to your sex ed asks when i wake up, okay? bye , i can't write or wread. i love you angels !! BTW PLS TELL ME IF I MADE MISTAKES OR WROTE SOMETHING WEIRD. I LITERALLY CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT I WROTE. IT'S LIKE I'M SLEEP WALKING RN.

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A. AFTERCARE: WHAT HE’S LIKE AFTER SEX.

I think he’s very needy as in cuddles, cuddles, cuddles. He’ll stay inside for as long as you let him, lying on top of you and feeling your heart beating against his chest. I think he craves this kind of intimacy after sex.

B. BODY PART: HIS FAVORITE BODY PART OF HIS AND YOURS.

ON HIM — Hands or tongue, no questions. He’s touchy so I think his hands would be everywhere. He’s the one who teases the most in my opinion, so tasting you in his tongue would be a great way to have you at the palm of his hand (or at the tip of his tongue).

ON YOU — Your neck, back, hands, waist, hips, thighs, etc. I think he’s quite poetic and these body parts are just so pretty, don’t you think? He’d be the type to hold your waist, hips, or thighs and squeeze. The type to run his fingers down your back, or gently hold your neck, or hold your hands as he fucks you.

C. CUM: ANYTHING TO DO WITH CUM.

His ultimate fantasy is to cum inside (I’m a firm believer he has an impreg kink), but if he doesn’t then I think he’d be happy to cum anywhere on your body. I feel like there are some “idol rules” that Taehyung doesn’t mind breaking, and taking pictures of your body (if you let him) would be a risk he’d be willing to take. He’d take them with a camera or even polaroid to avoid the huge scandal it’d make if he had them on his phone. Just you covered in cum. Have I said he’s the leader of the ‘cum play’ line? Cause he is.

D. DIRTY SECRET: A DIRTY SECRET OF HIS.

I said this before (on blue-sidez) and I’ll say it again, he has no secrets if he’s in a committed relationship. I chose him as the least to have a one-night stand for a reason. He has no secrets cause a relationship is all about communication, there’s no room for secrets or shame. No. No dirty secrets.

E. EXPERIENCE: HOW EXPERIENCED - DOES HE KNOW WHAT HE’S DOING?

A man as beautiful as him that can have anyone he wants at any moment cannot be inexperienced. Sure, I don’t think he’s had 23456789 sexual partners (refer to letter d), but he’s a grown man and an established top-tier idol. He can have sex if he wants, and he must’ve decided to go for it at some point in his life. He aims to please so… He knows what he’s doing.

F. FAVORITE POSITION.

Ahem— prone bone. I’ve mentioned this position before with Jungkook (again, on blue-sidez), and funnily this is also called a ‘breeding’ position. What a coincidence. Prone bone is very intimate and pleasurable for both parties, and I think that’s where Taehyung aims. If you let him cum inside in that position, I’m 99% sure he’d propose right then and there (I'm exaggerating (not really (yes really))).

G. GOOFY: IF HE’S SERIOUS, HUMOROUS, ETC. DURING SEX.

His stage duality follows him everywhere he goes, so I don’t think it’s different in bed. He could fuck you fast and rough, talking dirty and controlling your body the way he wants, or he could fuck you at any pace you both feel like and joke, giggle and even talk about… anything. There’s no black or white for him.

H. HAIR: HOW WELL-GROOMED HE IS.

He might trim a little bit but that’d be it. You know how much he hates shaving his facial hair (THAT FUCKING INSTA STORY IS HAUNTING ME), doesn’t give a fuck about leg, arm, or armpit hair. He keeps everything clean, but he knows that shaving doesn’t equal more hygiene.

I. INTIMACY: HOW IS HE DURING SEX IN A ROMANTIC ASPECT.

So. Intimate. He’s the romantic of the group and no one can beat him. He likes to hold hands, keep eye contact, constant praise, etc. Forehead, cheeks, or nose kisses are a recurrent thing too. He’s very high on praise and worship though.

J. JACK OFF: HOW HE MASTURBATES.

I don’t think he masturbates a lot, but mutual masturbation on the other hand— that’s his shit. He likes to see how you touch yourself, maybe even guide you through it so you can imagine it’s him touching you. I also feel like he’d let you know if he’s masturbating while he’s away, he’d even send pictures and videos if it wasn’t for the fact that if he gets caught his career would be over.

K. KINK.

I think he has a lot of kinks, like— he’s not aware of some of them. Dirty talk, praise, body worship, impreg kink, mild choking, maybe some manhandling, etc. He’s full of surprises.

L. LOCATION: HIS FAVORITE PLACES TO HAVE SEX.

Part of me says anywhere but the other part of me insists he’d rather keep his private life as private as it can be. I trust the second me better. The bedroom is 100% safe for him to do everything and anything he wants. Other places… As long as there is no way anyone will see you or know what you’re doing, he’s down to fuck.

M. MOTIVATION: TURN-ONS/WHAT GETS HIM GOING.

Small things make a big impact on Taehyung. Just tease him a little bit and give him a smirk and he’ll know what you mean. Touch his thigh, act like your neck is sore and ask him for a massage, whisper something a teeny-tiny bit dirty in his ear and he’ll be ready to carry you to your bed.

N. NO: TURN-OFFS/SOMETHING HE WOULDN’T DO.

He’s pretty kinky, that’s what I said, right? But none of those kinks can be taken to an extreme. He won’t hurt you and wouldn’t want you to hurt him either. No degradation. No full-on choking. No. No. No.

O. ORAL: HOW SKILLED, PREFERENCES IN GIVING OR RECEIVING, ETC.

Hello? Is this the police? There’s been a crime. The victim? This puthy.

This man is such a tease, and I feel like he loves eating pussy, I’m so sorry but I can’t be convinced otherwise. He gives his all to his partner, so he can spend hours between your legs. After Yoongi, I think he’s the most skilled with his tongue, but unlike Yoongi, I think he’s much more eager. 51% a giver and 49% a receiver. Bone apple taeth.

P. PACE: FAST AND ROUGH, SLOW AND SENSUAL, ETC.

Both. There is no way he’d live with one over the other. He doesn’t change the pace very often, but as I said, his duality follows him into his sex life. Fast or slow or rough but always sensual.

Q. QUICKIES: HOW OFTEN, HIS OPINIONS ON THEM OVER PROPER SEX, ETC.

If one of you wants to have sex at a random moment then he’ll go for it, but I don’t think quickies are a big must to him. I think he’d very much prefer proper sex over quickies.

R. RISKS: DOES HE LIKE TO EXPERIMENT, DOES HE TAKE RISKS, ETC.

Indubitably an experimentalist. Doesn’t mind adding hard no’s or kinks to his lists, in fact, the more he adds the better. He’d probably love to take more risks if he could.

S. STAMINA: HOW LONG DOES HE LAST, HOW MANY ROUNDS CAN HE GO FOR, ETC.

He’s gonna give his all, that’s for damn sure, and that’s exactly why he might get tired fast. He’s been going to the gym a lot lately (I don’t want to talk about how that makes me feel, thank you), so I think that helps a lot with his stamina, but even if he gets tired fast, he also recovers fast. I feel like he could have two or three rounds.

T. TOYS: IF HE OWNS SOME OR USES THEM - ON HIM OR HIS PARTNER?

I don’t know if he would own or even buy toys (except for some blindfolds and silk ropes), but if you want to use them or you have some then he’s down to try them.

U. UNFAIR: HOW MUCH HE LIKES TO TEASE.

You’re probably tired of smut authors saying this but: you can’t spell tease without TAE. He’s a little shit and there is nothing in this world that can change that, he must’ve been born like this. May god have mercy on you because he definitely won’t. The type to get you desperate and laugh. Ugh, the audacity of handsome men.

V. VOLUME: HOW LOUD HE IS, WHAT SOUNDS HE MAKES, ETC.

He has to be vocal; I feel it in my veins, he has to be. By no means he’s loud, but he moans and groans and talks the whole time, praising you and telling you how good it feels. Y’all… that deep voice… I want him to officiate my funeral. Cause of death? That goddamn baritone voice of his.

W. WILDCARD: RANDOM HEADCANON.

I feel like he’s second to least to be grossed out about period sex. As long as you’re okay with it, he’ll get that condom and towel as fast as he can.

X. X-RAY: WHAT’S IN HIS PANTS.

Call me a hypocrite but this feels so weird to me like— Uuuh he’s probably uuuuh thick. That’s all I will say.

Y. YEARNING: HOW HIGH IS HIS SEX DRIVE.

Pretty normal? The average sex drive for a man his age. Craves intimacy in more ways than just sexual, so he doesn’t have to fuck you to show you he loves you or to feel loved by you.

Z. ZZZ: HOW FAST HE FALLS ASLEEP, IF HE DOESN’T, ETC.

He just wants to lie down and talk about anything. I don’t think he falls asleep fast or like, at all (depends on the time of the day I guess). I feel like he enjoys pillow talk and cuddling and kissing and maybe using that time to recover and MAYBE have round two.

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