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It’ll mean a lot to my friend, who’s having a tough time with bullies lately.
Geralt: I will tolerate any treatment. I travel alone sometimes, and I’ll put up with anything. I’ll book a room at some garbage inn – you know, I don’t wanna name an actual inn so let’s just make one up; let’s call it “Blaviken Inn”
Geralt: So I’ll book a room at Blaviken Inn, and I’ll show up in the village and I’ll go, “Can I have my key now, please?” And they go, “No. Go kill our monster.” And I go, “Okaaay!” And then I go kill a monster.
Geralt: And then I come back from killing the monster and I go, “Any updates?” And they go, “Yeah, we decided you’re a freak while you were killing our monster. Because we hate you. Now take this money, go fetch!” And I go, “Okaaay!” and I go over to the tavern and go, “Can I have an ale please?” and they go “NO!” And I go, “Okaaay!” And they go, “You’re a mutant bastard, aren’t you?” And I go, “Nooo,” and they go, “SAY IT!” and I go, “I’m a mutant bastard.”
Geralt: And then I meet some hired guards and I go, “Can I please leave this village with my horse?” and they go “No! In fact, we’re gonna force you into murder, and you’re gonna be known as a butcher for thirty years!” And I go, “Why are you doing this to me?!” And they go, “Because we’re Blaviken, and life is a fucking nightmare!”
Geralt: But with Jaskier, he would just be like, “Let’s see if the next village has any rooms.” So it’s better.










#just a ‘geralt being so done with his bff’ appreciation post

Oh God
everyone who reblogs will get an MCR song in their inbox. whatever song is the first to pop in my head when I see your blog is the one you get.
me, at any point during the witcher when jaskier is not on screen:

I need $5000 and an iced coffee
JIN IS THE DEFINITION OF FUCKING ADORABLE. WHY ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS?

SOMEONE

PLEASE

PROTECT

AND CHERISH

THIS MAN

WE

CALL

KIM

SEOKJIN




He’s had a ruff day.
Some days I feel like suga

other days I feel like agust d

then there are those days where I feel like min yoongi

oh but be aware of those days when I feel like min yoonji

but overall I think I feel more to lil meow meow





caught off guard (for anon ♡)







Women on twitter are sharing weird things theyve seen in bathrooms at guys houses and im fucking screaming why are men like this

One is not like the rest.
tumblr flagged a post of a girl eating berries so fruit is for whores now reblog if youre a fruit eating whore




Hoseok to taehyung everytime he leaves the dorm
namjoon is the most powerful member cause he’s in both big tiddy line and big thighs line
Ahgases during fanwars like:

*clears throat* —EXCUSE ME I WAS JUST WONDERING WHEN I GET TO BE KISSED LIKE THIS.

slowly approaching bear
how come we always talking about how great rap line is when jin is the tru godfather of hiphop

Exo-l: who’s turn is it to give the pep talk?
Monbebe: [sighs] …igot7
Igot7: fuck shit up out there but don’t die
Army : [wipes tear] inspirational








Jin can make friends anywhere



♡ rb for happiness and less stress in 2019 ♡