The Avengers Doing The Same Thing Footballers Do So Every Time They Take Down A Big Bad Villain They'll
The Avengers doing the same thing footballers do so every time they take down a big bad villain they'll pull the weirdest/ most extravagant celebration you could think of. Thor takes out a magician and then insists on giving them a piggyback all the way to SHIELD containment. This is 39 miles away. Steve saves New York from a bomb threat and spends the next two minutes spinning on his shield like he was in a Disneyland teacup. Iron Man knocks out Doctor Doom in under 4 minutes one Tuesday and then automatically sets his audio-systems + any local speakers to play Low by Flo Rida and just starts slut dropping in the suit. Doom wakes up half way through. He doesn't even know how to act.
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oh yeah well you haven’t read the big three—
I’ve read the big three. I have read the big three.
“In the Darkness, two shadows, reaching through the hopeless, heavy dusk. Their hands meet, and light spills in a flood like a hundred golden urns pouring out of the sun.” [The Song Of Achilles- Madeline Miller]
Think of it this way...
The Avengers are every person you see in high school.
The shy nerd
The asshole you just can’t hate
The hot foreign guy
The athlete
The quiet guy who’s always playing guitar and probably smoking something
His bitchy/bad ass girlfriend (depending on if she likes you or not)
The emo kid that somehow gets all the chicks
And that one cheerleader that EVERYONE knows has a hard-on for the athlete
fantasy RPG game where the different fantasy races have different gender selections. humans got your like 2-3 choices, dwarves just have the one (dwarf), got like bug people that makes you pick drone, worker, or soldier, elves pick from 14 colors, mushroom people just says "input a number between 1 and 27,000"