Villain Stumbled Forward. Nooh God, No. Their Blood Turned To Ice, Horror Spearing Through Them. Anything

Villain stumbled forward. “No—oh god, no.” Their blood turned to ice, horror spearing through them. Anything but this.

Hero dragged Villain’s sidekick behind them, a finger hooked through the protégé’s metal collar— a suppressor for their abilities, but tightened to the point of bruising. Hero kicked Villain’s sidekick into the ground, nodding to Villain. “Found them a few weeks ago. Lost and drunk and hating the world.”

Villain took a shaking step forward, eyes on the pile of trembling clothes that was Sidekick.

“A pity that someone so young is already trying to destroy the world.”

“Sidekick?” Villain whispered.

No answer.

Then. “What did you do to them?” It came out as a snarl.

Hero grabbed Sidekick’s jaw, forcing them to look up. They turned their face towards Villain, allowing Villain a good look at the bruises. At the black eye. At the open gash that ran across their forehead. At the sharp cut that sliced from lip to chin. Smaller knife-cuts down their throat.

Sidekick sobbed, closing their eyes. They mouthed, I’m sorry. Again and again. I’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry—

Hero smiled. “I re-educated them.”

something about percabeths height difference is so personal to me

Wdym? Those are the best books

You’ll read a classic and it’ll be 3 pages of pure dialogue but it’s just one dude going on and on in paragraphs about one minuscule detail

I want this to be an actual poll, so I'm gonna need a REALLY big sample size, so do ANYTHING you can to get this around! Reblog it! Kung-pow-penis me, if you have to! Wreck my notifications! Just do ANYTHING!

I was rewatching Hetalia and oh my god I was reminded of when I shipped Switzerland and Austria 😭😭 I think I ship it again THEY’RE ADORABLE AND LIECHTENSTEIN IS UNINTENTIONALLY TALKING ABOUT THEM AS IF THEY’RE GAY OR SUMMIN

AGHHHHHHH Switzerland and Austria are little bbys <33

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This is actually really helpful for me lol

😈 controversial ask game 😈

for a ship, platonic friendship, or family dynamic. don't be afraid to be raw, divisive, and decisive. do your best to answer each question.

who makes the important decisions? not who's generally more dominant, but life-or-death situations, who's calling the shots?

more likely to have a criminal record? petty crime included.

on that note, who's most likely to kill and get away with it?

who would die to save their spouse/relative, and who would put themselves first?

who's more level headed, and who's the emotional wreck?

who's objectively more intelligent? it's okay, you can be honest.

who's objectively more attractive and has the other worried that they're not good enough?

who's more manipulative?

who's more of a gossip?

more selfish? not superficially vain, but actually self-centered.

who was a bully in high school?

who's more likely to be physically violent?

overall, who's got the worst mean streak?

who's better with money and who's a reckless spender?

who's the drunk and who's the enabler?

who's more forgiving? (i.e. when they shouldn't be)

what are their MBTI types? (16personalities.com if you're not familiar. if you have multiple characterizations, go with canon.)

feel free to add!!!