Am Having Bad Art Day

Am having bad art day

was interacting with Purple Guy content on this webbed site and then stuck my hand down the side of my bed and, despite not having been scared of anything fnaf related in years, my brain went OH NO! PURPLE MAN UNDER BED! HE PULL ME UNDER HE KILL ME AND EAT ME! like girl? have u been paying attention? i have wanted to fuck the purple man silly style since the era when his name was Vincent and he looked like this:

do not cite the deep magic to me, witch, i was there when it was posted on tumblr dot com.

VINCEBT FNAF PURBLEGUY

I headcanon Kris being like 5’4 which is the same height I am, but when comparing their sprite to spamton’s it’s like only slightly shorter like a few inches and not like half their size

Spamton’s sprite height makes him seem like he’s about 5’0 not including the hair which gives him some height but that doesn’t seem right

He’s gotta be four foot nothing I swear

Also feel free to tell me what all your headcanon heights are for him I’d love to know what you all think

I realized that spamton neo would probably only be as tall as mettaton neo which most likely wouldn't make him a giant monster man but I don't care