Danny's Reveal Goes...not So Well. To Put It Lightly.He's Gonna Have To Pretend To Be An Adult. At Fifteen.Which

Danny's reveal goes...not so well. To put it lightly. He's gonna have to pretend to be an adult. At fifteen. Which he can definitely do!

Before he left, Sam and Tucker had conspired to get him a fake ID and set him up with a landlord they could blackmail into accepting him as a tenant.

He moves to Keystone City, and he is, indeed, very adulty.

He buys a Dutch Oven that he doesn't really know how to use. He reads the newspaper comics. He gets a job as a paid intern at the local news station, and he answers to the fancy scary lady reporter Linda Park. He uses that job to pay rent and stuff.

Very adulty.

Except that Miss Scary Reporter Lady Linda keeps asking questions she shouldn't. Keeps looking where she shouldn't.

And she won't drop it.

If she actually investigates, she'll find Danny's real name, and then his parents, then the fact that he's wanted by the United States Military for existing, and she'll get hurt by the GIW when they pull her in for questioning.

So he laments his sweet, sweet apartment, packs his bag of essentials (again), and opens the door to do another runner.

He opens it to see the Flash, Linda's...boyfriend? Husband? Danny isn't sure, but he's standing right there, in uniform, looking unimpressed.

"So." Flash starts, crossing his arms.

"...'Sup?" Danny asks, knuckles white as he grabs the strap of his bag.

"Some creeps in white suits just tried to kidnap Linda," Flash says, leaning on the door frame. "Don't supposed you know anything about that, huh?"

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

ngl i would rather read comics physically, i can't focus when i'm reading on my phone or my tablet, having the actual comics is so much better, BUT IM BROKE

i walk a fine line between “i’m asexual and i hate how much the world revolves around sex” and “sex is way too stigmatized and people should be able to be more open about it if they want to”

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running out of brain power for putting in plot relavant words so instead inflating the count with stupid rambles