The Stranger Was Wearing An Extremely Shabby Set Of Wizards Robes Which Had Been Darned In Several Places.

The stranger was wearing an extremely shabby set of wizard’s robes which had been darned in several places. He looked ill and exhausted. Though he seemed quite young, his light-brown hair was flecked with grey. 

- The Dementor, Prizoner of Azkaban

so does chilean fleamont potter mean... pedro pascal fleamont potter? 👀

This man is the father we all want.

the "oh. oh." moment in fan fic but instead of a character realizing they're in love it's them discovering they have a specific kink at the worst possible moment

Harry: What was that?

Remus: That was a dementor from Azkaban, he was looking for the love of my life.

Harry: What?

Remus: What?

"so your name's sirius black. what's your middle name? cos there's a rumour it's orion, which would make your initials s.o.b. bit cruel that, considering all the things you've had to cry abt. anyways, how was azkaban? did you make friends? or find a husband? did you ever consider escaping before vendetta suddenly became important to you?"