He Was A Punk She Did Ballet, Can I Make It Anymore Obvious?

He was a punk she did ballet, can I make it anymore obvious?

(they’re both in love with the art kid)

Bro, imagine if Spidrien met Miles!

Mile: So you're a French Spiderman?

Spidrien: Yeah, but I got a partner that's a Ladybug, and then there's Marinette, the love of my life, who knows, but I can't confess to her. It's too dangerous.

Miles: *Unaffected by quantum masking because Multiverse Reasons!* Dude... I think Marinette is safe.

Spidrien: Why?

Miles: *Debating on whether he should tell him or not.* ... I think she's dating Ladybug and is open to a Polyamorous relationship.

this had no right being so funny

my dude has seen many things in the multiverse but doesn't know how to break it to the french guy.

(i have yet to watch atsv i cant find the time so no one spoil it for me)

despite staff's recent changes, we're... winning??????

I feel like the person in a hallmark movie moving back to their hometown. Will I find love? Santa? A plot to bulldoze the town whatever to build a corporate monstrosity? Should I start a tree farm?

using this website for the first time feels like that trope in movies where a dude who's never been to a city before goes to a city. i have no idea what's going on but i'm trying my best

It all started with someone else’s hc that Donnie has an innocent/benign heart murmur on Discord and ended with “what solidified leo as the team medic?” and I have not recovered...

Bonus, after three days of extensive research and not a wink of sleep: